I AM MARTY

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[wilwheaton]

This Twitter Bot Replaces Every Instance of “God” in Joel Osteen’s Tweets with “Your Dick”

[comedownstairsandsayhello]

OH MY GOD

[iammartty]

Your dick is my Shepherd. I shall not. Your dick lies me down in cool pastures. Or some shit like that.

[hope-crest]

me: wow things are actually going really well for once!

the crippling anxiety, waiting in the corner:

[buzzfeedlgbt]

DID SOMEONE SAY * CRACKS KNUCKLES *#BIWEEK !? 

let’s do this. 

[iammartty]

OH

[iammartty]

[cosmic-hearse]

[wordsnquotes]

Show me a hero, and I’ll write you a tragedy.

F. Scott Fitzgerald (via wordsnquotes)

[ruinedchildhood]

[serious]

[jamausis]

i am not real.. i made myself up

[awesomepickuplines]

Are you wifi because I’m feeling a solid connection

[flamingstarmie]

amiright or amiright

[nymph-net]

i cant breathe

[askatherapist-blog]

Repost from @adhd.scotland using @RepostRegramApp - 🤐 🤤🙃🙈 #adhdlife #truestorybro. #mentalhealth #mentalhealthawareness #mentalhealthadvocate #openingup #maze #eccentricmind #hardtoopen #askatherapist

[ruinedchildhood]

[xprettywhenyoucryx]

[wordsnquotes]

You don’t get better on the days when you feel like going. You get better on the days when you don’t want to go, but you go anyway. If you can overcome the negative energy coming from your tired body or unmotivated mind, you will grow and become better. It won’t be the best workout you have, you won’t accomplish as much as what you usually do when you actually feel good, but that doesn’t matter. Growth is a long term game, and the crappy days are more important.

Georges St. Pierre, The Way of the Fight (via wordsnquotes)

[versacegaffs-deactivated2017101]

We’re always telling our friends “bye” and “stop” but when do we say “hello” and “start” 🤔

[janeplease]

[photographersunite]