MY EUPHORIA

I just wanna get away from it all Welcome to My Euphoria

[itsvondell-deactivated20180104]

i marked this broken fan so i could set it in the hallway and one of us would remember to throw it away tomorrow but i immediately got really sad because it makes it look like it absolutely hates itself

[marci1900]

[catscharm]

[cromerholt]

[underwelmed]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[heatysfx]

San Rafael waterfall, Ecuador

[chickenfarmersan]

[westafricanbaby]

The accuracy 🤣🤣🤣

[unusualrussia]

It’s a pine fall day today in Russia.

[officialtomselleck-deactivated2]

Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in the equivalent of a nuclear bomb going off but no one really even noticed.

[small-funny]

russia requiring drivers to have dashcams for insurance purposes is literally the best law ever enacted bc we get to see shit like this

[math-is-magic]

In a terrible way, I appreciated the scared/startled screams because like. It showed that this was unusual and maybe scary? So many of these thigns have the Russians just. Completely unphased has things tear apart around them.

[beinggigantic]

did u guys see the deer with the ribbon

[beinggigantic]

this one did u see it

[beinggigantic]

did u see this

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[haleyincarnate]

Quote by A. Meredith Walters

[wewanthappinessback-deactivated]

[rofko-deactivated20150430]

[jillytheclone]

Reblog if you see this. Testing tumblrs reach now that everyone’s gone.

[cactuslands]

[clqrkkent]

most iconic moments in cinema

when hannah montana reveals herself as miley stewart and sings the iconic song the climb in the hannah montana movie (2009)

when paolo is revealed as a lip syncer and an asshole after which lizzie mcguire and popstar isabella parigi perform the iconic song what dreams are made of in the lizzie mcguire movie (2003)

[fleur-aesthetic]

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