magatsudetective:
“Well let’s see, you could try inside, find a nice tree or cave, or maybe string up some of that shit ton of metal you’ve got on. I’m pretty sure that might help you out just a little bit.”
Adachi had seen many interesting people since coming to the city. What he had not seen was someone who willingly covered themselves in plates of metal when at a beach during a heatwave. Sure there were plenty here who lived by a real ‘warrior’s code’ but there was a limit to how stupid someone could get.
“Seriously though, you might want to take that off. You’re more than likely to die of heatstroke like that, and I really don’t want to have to file the paperwork.”
“......”
For a while, the cyborg simply stared at the man, as if gauging to see whether he actually meant what he was saying or was simply attempting to play some sick joke. The worst of it was that Grievous wasn’t actually certain which of the two would make him angrier. It didn’t actually matter. Either way, after the brief moment was over, the Kaleesh’s eyes narrowed and he took a step forward, his hulking form leaning down just a bit to allow his head to be level with this man’s.
“The interior is just as bad as the outside -- you should know this as well! And I would ask you something. Do you think, were I given the option, I wouldn’t remove this accursed steel myself?! Just how much of a fool do you think I am, human?!”
With every word, his rage grew, until his arms were arched at his sides in an entirely threatening posture. The way his lungs were heaving, it wasn’t long until -- ah, there it was. His eyes suddenly twitching, the general descended into a fit of coughing, loud, painful noises exuding from his neck’s piping.
“Pah, you are useless! A true waste of flesh, and not unique among your kind!”
