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people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

mystic-bullshit

*they’re

reallyreallyreallytrying

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps

god damn there might not be anything more attractive in this world than being a silly little guy. its the hottest thing you can be as a man.

contemptible-scoundrel

[taking you aside in the group masturbation vc] this place is a den of vipers... you are the only one I can trust

kleinergeist

Oh, so when YOU grab a Danish for a quick snack, it's a guilt-free, tasty little treat. But when I, Grendel,

unicouniuni

How do I look?

guooey

killl-ka

Kris and The Soul if they were fungry

officialspec

made him into a real boy. i dont like him

#i think about these everydday

starridge

GET A ROOM

#YUBBAYUBBAYUBBAAAA #YABADABBADOOOOOO

catastrophic-crisis

Yeah man they just passed a new law where you have to say something about the Divine Comedy that isn't that it's "self-insert fanfic"

#i tried talking abt lesser key of solomon grimore with my mom and she said that to it too?

bedupolker

(Drawings I made during my real insomnia hours)

dynamaxed

hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!