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[iampotentiallyhuman]

ok, so there’s water skiing, but is there water boarding

[iampotentiallyhuman]

I should clarify that I meant water skiing but with a snowboard, not legitimate waterboarding

[iampotentiallyhuman]

ok, so there’s water skiing, but is there water boarding

[iampotentiallyhuman]

you guys think Canada’s cold but

it’s Dec 22.

[iampotentiallyhuman]

we had snow like 2 weeks ago, but it’s all gone.

[iampotentiallyhuman]

we got snow

[writing-prompt-s]

"It's me." "What!? How!? We just buried you!" "Every time I die I am reincarnated at some point around 20 years ago, give or take a few years." "Wait... Does that mean there are multiple versions of yourself around?" "Probably, I never actually met myself."

[threedollarsdotcom]

wheeling a large active volcano to the potluck hoping nobody has allergies

[iampotentiallyhuman]

Aw, i’m allergic to lava.

[writing-prompt-s]

Most use magic spells to tame monsters. But without access to magic, you had to tame, train, and bond with yours the old fashioned way. It has proven to be a lot more work, but the results were nothing short of spectacular.

[iampotentiallyhuman]

cut to me doing this

but getting my hand bitten off immediately

[i-post-my-dreams]

After spending three hours playing an Aquaman-themed game in an arcade at Disneyworld, me and a friend planned to get together and go fishing. Along the way to the fishing trip, I ran into some people from my old high school, who were baking cookies with the help of an anthropomorphic shark in a Santa hat. The cookies tasted very good. Then, to get my fishing gear, I had to go to the YouTuber Wendigoon's house, and things turned into the video game Little Nightmares. I had to climb up a giant chain while a reversed recording of a mother begging for her child not to leave her played.

[iampotentiallyhuman]

I did not read the tags nor did I read the url.

If you are reading this, you should do so.

[i-post-my-dreams]

After spending three hours playing an Aquaman-themed game in an arcade at Disneyworld, me and a friend planned to get together and go fishing. Along the way to the fishing trip, I ran into some people from my old high school, who were baking cookies with the help of an anthropomorphic shark in a Santa hat. The cookies tasted very good. Then, to get my fishing gear, I had to go to the YouTuber Wendigoon's house, and things turned into the video game Little Nightmares. I had to climb up a giant chain while a reversed recording of a mother begging for her child not to leave her played.

[prokopetz]

It gets me when people get weird about robot characters having visible boobs and/or crotch bulges (or, heaven forefend, both at once!). "Well a robot doesn't need to have" buddy, there's no good reason for a robot to have a nose, either, but I don't see you getting shirty about robots with noses. Like, we haven't even left the realm of legible aesthetic choices here – come talk to me when you want to discuss why a robot needs a butthole.

[jennamoran]

I always assumed it was because they were made in God's image?

[prokopetz]

From robot tits to God's butthole in two posts flat.

[i-post-my-dreams]

Ex Machina (2014)

[iampotentiallyhuman]

I would like to clarify that “in God’s image” means that we have consciousness, have intelligence, and are made for relationships in a way that other animals are not.

Therefore, God could have many or no buttholes, and our own are no indicator of His, if He has any.

[threedollarsdotcom]

thats enough. were turning the world off and on again

[iampotentiallyhuman]

how

[iampotentiallyhuman]

GUYS SOMEONE RESPONDED TO SOMETHING I SAID TODAY, IT’S A MIRACLE

[iampotentiallyhuman]

I should clarify that I’m talking about tumblr. People respond to me in ordinary conversation most of the time

[iampotentiallyhuman]

GUYS SOMEONE RESPONDED TO SOMETHING I SAID TODAY, IT’S A MIRACLE

[cobblecatyt]

this random dude just dropped the greatest compliment i have ever received in my dms before immediately deactivating their account.

who are you. come back.

[iampotentiallyhuman]

I saw a mark rober short that said that that’s impossible. Pretty sure it can only hit 2, and then it restarts so it will only every hit those 2 corners

[an-insane-femboy69]

Wouldn’t it depend on the size of the screen?

[iampotentiallyhuman]

Maybe? I don’t know, I’m not mark rober.

All I know is that I don’t like math and math sounds very much relevant in answering that.

[dogpuppy]

[iampotentiallyhuman]

didn’t read r/fatsquirrelhate and thought it was gonna be trash and then it was just that

[dogpuppy]

[iampotentiallyhuman]

how on earth would that ruin my life, it’s so cute

[beardedmrbean]

[dogpuppy]

[iampotentiallyhuman]

. . .what