i've been holding on to hope

-isolato-

[sleepless-cavia]

[mamoswole]

When I tell that I LOVE solarpunk

[powersandplanetaries]

[hunter-rodrigez]

Oh, I remember this, the edit was done by youtuber Waffle to the left.

They didn't just cut out the parts with the oat milk, they skillfully edited over all the god-damn branding and replaced the audio.

But what I still find most hilarious about this whole commercial is the fact that everything they show in this solar punk world seems to be made with sustainable, zero waste and reusable materials.

Everything EXCEPT THE FUCKING CHOBANI BRANDED STUFF! The only plastic you see in this whole commercial is all the straight to the landfill packaging made by the very corporation that tries to sell how sustainable and "green" they are. Unintentional self satire at its finest.

They couldn't even show their yogurt and milk in (basically infinitely reusable) glass containers because they pretty much only sell their shit in plastic

It is such a perfect example of the true face of "green" capitalism, it's hilarious.

[rylandsgrace]

[thebelchers]

[spider-starry]

Oh shit this is a rare chance to reblog this!! This only comes on the calendar once every couple of years!!

[patrickspens-deactivated2023122]

im like if a girl was repulsive and unlovable and strange basically

[maryviolinart]

Princess Zelda  by me ✨

[byukmal]

something warm to ward off the cold…

[byukmal]

high five with the lil guy!

[prokopetz]

The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.

One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.

[ballwizard]

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

[fanonical]

the hardest part of any minecraft session is making sure you don’t accidentally make eye contact with an enderman and, as such, be forced to kill them

[dreamduality]

[diamond-hoo-ha-man]

i thought this was a hospital drama why does he have a shotgun?!??!?

[ulysseus]

It's a really, really good hospital drama

[lesser-flamingo]

I like the occasional montages of people beating the shit out of him

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[arabellas]

Taylor and Dylan being each other’s biggest fans

[saradiation]

crow Dave or dark Davesprite?

[45percenterthen]

SPEECH PATTERNS WRAPPED. This year you absorbed 27 NEW PHRASES FROM ONLINE into your DAILY VERNACULAR. You opened a conversation with 'hi for the love of god hello' 32 TIMES! You enjoyed BLORBO from YOUR SHOWS for 298 HOURS! Your top artist was LITTLE GERMAN BOY from the CAVE OF BLÜNTSMOKEN

[tlirsgender]

There's gotta be a better way of talking about fatigue cause I'll be standing there in the fucking trenches like thousand yard stare and I explain this as "I didn't sleep well last night." & everyone's just like "lol that's Sleepy Kurt! Why don't you go to bed earlier" I'll kill us both

[tlirsgender]

I've never slept well in my life I'm haunted by visions this is a symptom of like five different things wrong with me and nobody takes it seriously because all I can say is "I'm tired" if I had enough energy I would snap one of these days

[horreurscopes]

awake at 4 am i gotta remind myself that none of the emotioions im experiencing rightnow are peer reviewed