Hey, I have a question for you? How tall are you?
"6 foot 8 inches... Or 208 cms. Why?"
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@iamrk1000
Hey, I have a question for you? How tall are you?
"6 foot 8 inches... Or 208 cms. Why?"
Negan is here to take Nico's hands... then give him a gentle kiss right on the lips. He's wanted to kiss him for a while, he just hasn't been able to get up the nerve. Hopefully Nico won't mind. | !!!!!! |
Nico seemed confused at first before he gasped when he was kissed, not expecting it nor how his face lit up blue from the small kiss. He smiled uncontrollably as he moved his hands to lace his fingers with Negan's, leaning in to kiss him again.
"Hello~"
“I’ve been banned from the kitchen….”
“Technically you are not banned from the kitchen. You are just banned from cooking.”
"I didn't mean to start a fire! I just... Wanted to try cooking... And it got to hot."
"I've been banned from the kitchen...."
You are absolutely adorable.
“No… That’s you.”
Are you ever going to get a boyfriend?
"Why do you want to know? I don't know why you would want to know that information..."
"But I am unsure of if I would want one.. I don't really understand my own emotions yet. I was programmed not to feel but I do feel... So I'm unsure of what I'm feeling."
What's your mission?
"My mission was to take down deviants who willfully break the law for the fun of it. At least... I think that's what it was. They did not give me a clear mission... But that's the only time my programming really has a pull and affects my actions."
iamrk1000:
ihavenoside:
“Is this really what Santa Claus is supposed to look like? No wonder children cry.”
“One question… What the fuck?”
“It only gets worse, I found another image of the same Santa.”
"... That's terrifying...."
“Y’all complainin’ bout how creepy this Santa is. Have any of ya ever heard of Krampus? Now that’s a creepy dude. Y’all lucky that ya don’t gotta deal with someone summonin’ that wacko demon.” Maybe? Did this universe even practice or play around with those things? He sure as hell hoped not. He was not dealing with any of that. There’s plenty of that back home.
"So... There's Santa... And then there's Krampus? .... Santa rewards good children and Krampus... Kills bad children?" He's doing what he could with limited information he had, but he was starting to not like Christmas with what he was learning.
“Is this really what Santa Claus is supposed to look like? No wonder children cry.”
"One question... What the fuck?"
Send me 🚪 ( or ‘door’ ) and I’ll generate a number for my muse to show up on your muse’s doorstep ( a mix of angst, silliness, and fluff ) …
crying
starving
possessed
sopping wet
blackout drunk
holding a baby
after a car crash
looking for a fight
covered in bruises
after being mugged
covered with confetti
severely dehydrated
angry beyond reason
with a broken arm/leg
covered in blood (theirs)
after having a nightmare
after being missing for days
after the death of a loved one
covered in baking ingredients
about to faint from exhaustion
with a real crown on their head
on their knee, with ring in hand
covered in tiny scrapes and cuts
covered in blood ( someone else’s )
holding a baby animal ( sender’s choice )
Soft Affection
Send in an icon for my muse to:
🎀 Play with your muse’s hair
✋ brush fingers/hold hands
👉 Gently poke or prod yours
💐 give a gift
🎎 sit close enough to brush knees/lean against yours
🛌 take a nap with yours
🖐 tracing fingers against your muse’ skin or over a scar/other
🍫 quietly hand over a treat/food item
☺ stroke your muse’s cheek/face
🧥 be found wearing your muse’s sweater/coat/article of clothing
✨+ add your own
🐱 to reverse
You are absolutely adorable.
"No... That's you."
iamrk1000:
“…. Santa is creepy anyways..”
“Yeah, he is. He judges you and then breaks into your house? That’s not special. Anyone can do that. We arrest guys for doing that.”
"He sounds very stalker like..."
“Accordin’ to the myth, yes.” But it was a myth, not real, so who cared right?
“And people were okay with that? Thats… Creepy…”
“They usually ignore that part for… whatever reason. Just goes to show how weird people can be.”
"I wouldn't want him coming into my house... Nope... No strange men sneaking into my house."
iamrk1000:
He’s just… Silent.
She’s just gonna stare right back at him.
".... Santa is creepy anyways.."
“Accordin’ to the myth, yes.” But it was a myth, not real, so who cared right?
"And people were okay with that? Thats... Creepy..."