Woman murders man in broad daylight
Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened
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Woman murders man in broad daylight
Always reblog this queen of burns the dude didn't even realise happened
your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person
Holy Communion
Obviously I love the bf to pieces but sleeping can truly be some trials and tribulations sometimes because he's the type of person who moves in his sleep + is difficult to wake up and this manifests in various random dangers to my person
Can't believe I forgot these two classics
holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck
this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd
they beat jesus with that
happy good friday
Me, on monday
bonus
Cats getting caught doing crimes
it takes quite a bit of social intelligence for a creature to understand:
I know what I am doing is wrong
I know there is an activity that looks similar that is not wrong
If I am quick I can plausibly pass one off as the other
these cats are displaying remarkable theory of mind skills by not only registering that the humans can perceive them but actively trying to manipulate that perception! that requires one to be aware that other individuals have complicated interior thoughts of their own, to know that those thoughts are not always based on truth, and to quickly decide on the best possible “lie” for the situation. this is why I despise animal intelligence tasks based on obedience— some of the most clever moments stem from intelligent disobedience.
The answer to "How did these Ancient People do this????" is basically always
1. A lot of dudes. Just a ton of fucking people from beginning to end of the process.
2. Ancient people weren't stupid, they just figured shit out the same way we do: fuck around until you find out.
3. We're gonna plan this out and it's gonna take ten fucking years, and you will cope.
4. Sticks and string are surprisingly versatile and can be used for a variety of purposes, like moving stuff and making sure things are even and go in the spot you wanted to put them in!
5. I want to make this easier and more efficient to move. If I put this on the round thing and push, it will move. If I put this in water, it will move. If I get some animals and rope and have a whole bunch of them drag it, it will move. All of these things are a better option than one guy trying to pick the whole fucking thing up.
"I'm not calling the people who believe in this conspiracy theory racist" I am. They're racist. Maybe not out of malice, but the fact that they believe in this is in itself racist. These conspiracies are always about brown people. Machu Pichu, the Pyramids, Göbekli Tepe, Easter Island, it is ALWAYS POC. It's never the Parthenon, it's never the Colliseum, despite the fact that these were built around the same time as some of the other sites these conspiracy chucklefucks like to throw around, it's never something fucking European. It's always "primitive people" with "stone tools" and "no understanding of modern engineering" so "clearly someone must have taught them this or given them the technology because CLEARLY they were just too Primitive and Savage to figure it out themselves." Fuck off with that shit.
Sofa sitting positions
I found it
This has to be like an ancient relic or something
Teenagers are like that because every problem feels the same amount of Catastrophic. There's no sense of scale going on there cause they lack frame of reference. This isn't the fault of The Teenager but it does explain the Discourse Circles I was in when I was younger. Like it operates in both "blowing shit that doesn't matter WAY out of proportion" and "not taking Real Problems seriously enough". This is why dni banners are like that
I fear the only cure for this is to simply stop being a teenager. If you're an adult and still like this I hope you stop being a teenager soon
Looking at junk fashion shops for DIY ideas and the way this harness is styled is. Intriguing.
What fucking event would you be going to while dressed like this.
where WOULD you wear this?
workplace christmas party afterparty
as smart casual/business casual
while getting married
friend's wedding (to honour them, with their approval)
to a sibling's wedding (to piss them off)
wanting to make a good impression at a bdsm party
special party for office-themed bdsm perverts
playing bass for world's worst ex-mormon country-folk metal band
gay bar
straight bar
bar exam
I'll wear this shit anywhere. Catch me grocery shopping while dressed like this
Movement nudge, getting up off the floor!
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FEMA disaster response official Gregg Phillips claims he has experienced episodes of teleportation, including once to a Waffle House in Geor
FEMA's Director of Response and Recovery believes he was "teleported against his will" to a Waffle House 50 miles away.
Evil Waffle House Teleportation Victim
Mysteries and evil forces coming together to cosmically fuck with a single wealthy and uninspiring USAmerican shithead by repeatedly teleporting him into random holes and breakfast restaurants sounds like a Douglas Adams C-plot and I’m honestly living for it
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