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@iamthevictim
You see, I don’t hate this thing because it has gays in it, but because... uhhh... it’s different and not like that ugly 80s show designed to sell toys! that complaint about a children’s cartoon makes me look far more reasonable.
(btw, I can provide you a bunch of tweets about manbabies complaining about She-Ra looking like a boy and the presense of The Gays, but I imagine you know they exist anyway, because of fucking course)
Since we usually post weird liberal opinions more, we’ve received some messages accusing us of being... A lot of things, really, but mostly weird right-wingers. That isn’t really true. Aside from the fact that Tumblr is generally left-leaning, the reason we don’t post alt-right bullshit, is because it’s not really internet quirks or idiocy. It’s not bad poetry or a weird opinion, excessive love of Harry Potter, or a weird fetish. We don’t really want to post actual nazis even for the purpose of laughing at them.
But still, let us find joy in this asshole and his nationalist friends being in despair because they saw people who aren’t white.
So realtalk here, I kinda hate the fact that y’all don’t reblog my shit. I’ve thought about doing better or treating this blog as a hobby, but I think I’ve come up with a solution: how about I guilttrip all of you to constantly reblog every little piece of information I provide?
I don’t even want to see your fucking likes, you plebs. Everyone who doesn’t reblog this makes me cry and cut one of my organs. reblog to save a starving writer’s life.
Hi! As a person who’s totally been in relationships, let me provide you some healthy and wholesome prompts: Person A: can we hold hands? But if you don’t want to, I understand, no big deal, really, your personal space is important, it’s ok, forget that i said that, it’s fine B: no A: it’s ok... but honey, when can we? we’ve been together for nine years B: consent is improtant, bitch, get fuked
Look, I’m a reasonable person. I understand diversity and acceptance, and I welcome new ideas. But casting a black woman... You know, that’s just too much.
I would like to notify everyone that Amnesty Ireland just nuked all women by using the most horrendous of slurs... “pe*ple”
rip women
Please don’t follow me if you’re a bigot, a pedophile, or if you ship Kiryu Kazuma from Yakuza, you scum of the earth!
Self shipping is... A weird thing. I think we’ve had a bunch of posts about it before, but the combo of being lonely, loving an anime/video game, pretending you’re in an actual relationship, being jealous of people who jerk off to said anime/video game, and posting as your partner is new to me. Honestly, that just reminds me of weird pictures of otakus with body pillows in public places, except with selfshipping and asks you actually communicate with each other, and still can’t find a partner.
Oh, and just in case you were wondering...
Well of course.
When you want to make a post that boils down to “every community has loud and obnoxious idiots”, making up a huge rant with an increasingly pissed off caps-lock strawman is probably not the best idea. Yep. That insufferable idiot who was actually you sure is annoying. My fucking dumbshit debate opponent who I hate: OH SO WERE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE POSTS ANYMORE HUH? WELL HOW ABOUT U KILL URSELF U DUMB IDIOT Me: Fuck off My fucking dumbshit debate opponent who I hate: *cries a lot, and then this hot girl I know has sex with me because this was actually in public and everyone clapped*
You know you’ve made a real fucking banger of a joke when you have to explain it before you even post it.
Fucking kids today don’t even know what a good headcanon is. Back in my day dumb shit used to be way cooler! Like if you remember Pewdiepie
Even if you’re an atheist, you’re christian. If you read books, talk to people and know who Jesus is, you’re automatically drafted into heaven
My favorite show didn’t give me two boys kissing despite having ROMANTICALLY CODED SCENES and saying that two boys are good friends, I hate it now.
My 600-year-old neighbor killed a witch and now he is selling her books! I’ve never felt more opressed in my life!
The cool thing about media I like is that it’s gay, there’s a gay in it and that it has gay. That’s my recommendation. There is nothing else I can tell you about it that’s good. Now, you might say that something being LGBT-friendly is cool, because young people can discover their sexual preferences due to it. Agreed. This person, however, is 30 years old.
How dare you play video games how YOU want, you small-dicked fucktard?!
My fucking mom took my xbox away and i was forced to say that i’m sorry for yelling about how I don’t want to cut my hair. So i made a post! On the internet! Who’s laughing now?!
You can say a character is trans unless he did a bad thing. If you do that, my transphobic uncle powers up. What those people don’t realize is that talking about headcanon is much like talking about your dreams - nobody but your closest friends will give a shit about your “blue ghost from pac man is demisexual” post.