THOMAS GREEN Comedian. Teacher.

Thomas Green is an Australian stand up comedian and actor with an interesting plot twist: he’s a supply teacher in the UK.

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Seeing the Colosseum up close was incredible. So much more realistic than the pictures in Asterix. #colosseum #rome #italy #cruise #tophie #damnthatbloodyredcar (at Colosseum, Rome, Italy (Coliseo, Roma, Italia))

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Backstage @jongleurscomedy in Camden on Saturday night. Back in the Midlands this weekend, looking forward to the Derby Comedy Fest! #standup #comedy #london #derby #UK (at Jongleurs Camden Town)

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Throwback to teaching in Aussie. When a student talked smack in class, we taught lessons in the yard. #TBT #throwbackthursday #teaching #yougotschooledson #teachersgonteach

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No way in hell I'd buy this. "Fancy some gastro for dinner?" ".... You what?" "It's restaurant quality." "WHAT STANDARD OF RESTAURANT ARE YOU BASING THIS ON?" #tesco #uk #foodshopping (at Tesco Extra Beeston)

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Just chilling at Wayne Manor. #batman #brucewayne #waynemanor (at Wollaton Hall and Deer Park)

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- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; March 3, 2016

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Yes 😂

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This is a Year 8s drawing of Oliver Twist. I don't know whether to be appalled or impressed by his artistry. It does raise so many questions though. Is Oliver sad because he has a club arm? Is it a club arm, or is this a 'District 9 contact with a strange extraterrestrial fuel, but accused of contact with a prawn' situation? Is he sad because he is physically unable to eat? Can Oliver wear shoes? When Oliver speaks, is it like Beaker from the muppets? Does he have alopecia? Can he see? Is he tired? Is his right arm superficially burnt? Is he a mutant? Is Oliver a squid? WHAT THE HELL IS OLIVER. #teachertom #supplyteacher #olivertwist #drawing

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Setting up my tumblr. Excited to start blogging & sharing my stories in their full-length. #tumblr #teachertom #supplyteacher (at Greenhood Coffee House)