TYLER's KINGDOM

shamelessly stanning a thousand persons

[goodomenssource]

I don’t even like you. You do.

[jameszmaguire]

a small appreciation post for an angel helping a witch out of a demon’s car

[duncan-tashi]

Angel  ⟶  Crowley’s “babe”

[arkhamite]

Ninety years and not a scratch, now look at you.

[sabacc]

Michael! Dude. Do us a quick miracle, will you? I need a bath towel.

bonus:

[starcatching]

#when you’re subjecting yourself to the horror of making a normal grown-up phone call and the person actually picks up

[ohokwow]

the new thor ragnarok film awakened something in me that’s been lying dormant since 2012 (it was good/10, go see it)

please, do not repost

[allosauroid]

For Jurassic June, I present to you: A Collection ™

[starforgedthor]

half of y'all: jeff goldblum played the grandmaster

the other half of y'all: Jeff Goldblum Is Playing Himself

the one thing we can all agree on: he fucked Loki

[iamtyler222]

Imagine Jeff Goldblum as a hair stylist. Like, he'd be the person you vent all your problems to while he washes your hair, stuff like that.

omg, need. like super casual and everything. i’m sure he’d give the best advices in the world 

[iamtyler222]

Imagine Jeff Goldblum surprising people as a mall Santa.

jeff with a fake beard omg :’( 

his last pictures in norway were adorable.

[saskiakeultjes]

Resilience 

[iamtyler222]

I wish Jeff Goldblum would do a Christmas special for Netflix or something. Like, it would have him playing carols on the piano and reading 'twas the night before Christmas, stuff like that. What do you think?

oh my that would be absolutely awesome. have you seen the videos where he sings the jurassic park theme?

[iamtyler222]

There's just something about you. You ease my nerves but make me nervous at the same time. You make my heart beat faster every time that I see that you left me a message. I pretty much have a heart palpitation when I see you typing. You're just too perfect. I can't even find the right words to explain what you mean to me. There are no words to describe how gorgeous you are, inside and out.

[iamtyler222]

I actually dreamt about Jeff Goldblum once. I dreamt that I was being reborn as a newborn baby girl, and that he was adopting me. I just remember him being in surgical scrubs and cradling me, talking to me. It was an odd dream, but a pleasant one.

oh boy, thats absolutely adorable. i feel only good vibes emaning from that dream, like a warm sunshine, even if it seems weird. i am glad you experienced it 

[sagihairius]

what a curse and privilege it must be to have a name that’s in mambo no. 5

[rosewater1997]

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf