saltyturtle666

 when was the last time you saw these ships off the dock?

[asktorded]

Here’s a little treat from us

[eddsboys]

why’s t*mtord not dead yet it’s 2019

[whoistord]

movie night was cancelled 

[iamuncat-blog]

I dreamt that there was some new fad called "peach blood" where instead of glossed up selfies everyone did their best to put zero effort into it and would stick their stomachs out for a side pic and nobody gave a shit about anything anymore and that was it

[hivs]

why does this whole scene look & sound like a YTP

[antidevelopment]

This is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.

[salmonpynk]

“Why is he staring at me like that? I don’t like it”

[stevetomjohn]

is this… a Mozart shitpost

[bemusedlybespectacled]

fucking christ I am sobbing

“If the men find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church!“

[thatsthat24]

An Auctioneer Calling the Police 🚔

[tyleroakley]

oh my god

[setheverman]

this. this is art.

[eatnsand-deactivated20190214]

Trust me. I’m a mom.

[iamuncat-blog]

im really SCARED STOP

[taqit-deactivated20190415]

PIKACHU SPEAKING ENGLISH

This was what I was talking about by saying Pikachu was speaking English. lmao the audience was exactly like my theater's reaction. BY FAR THE MONST WEIRDEST THING POKEMON HAS EVER DONE. like omg the fuck hell na so weird and awkward like naaa boy!

Video Credits: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6YkGejS6IM

[ilovethetalkingclock]

WHOA

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

I beg your FUCKING pardon

[rrockruffs]

thanks i hate it 

[iamuncat-blog]

subtitles exist okay thanks

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[advancewars2]

Why is the vine of the two dudes chanting “you better watch out” not circulating?

[abyssticus]

gotchu

[memethiefsteve]

[hewasnumberwan-deactivated20170]

Why is this the type of humor I enjoy

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

who did this

[iamuncat-blog]

i get a bit offended when people call my ships “crack ships”.. how dare you.

my ships dare to say no to drugs. cocaine is a no-no for these precious beans.

[iamuncat-blog]

i recently realized that I included GamSol

ffffuck

[sunshinelixies]

*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

[vamphearts]

jdhfghdf i hope this is ok

[american-oddysey-deactivated201]

I dont know what to call him

tatt or tartt;;

[iamuncat-blog]

call him TATT for TATTOOS because he got A LOT OF EM

[american-oddysey-deactivated201]

I literally can’t colour today

[iamuncat-blog]

did i ask for this kind of pain

no