hallelujah

aus/filo i mostly deal with petty thievery and drunken brawls.

[shopjeen]

how green is my lettuce

[azaadi]

i’m so sick of the government reading but never liking my statuses

[shatterdomerockstar]

WAKE ME UP (WAKE ME UP INSIDE)

[lukcskywalkcrs]

#i am screaming because this doesnt even look like a parody like recent videos with this song#like this ACTUALLY looks like something that someone wouldve made seriously in 2007

[entreri]

[slimetony]

How do you meet dealers when you’re not in high school and don’t have friends and all your coworkers are in their 50s

[dongboss]

look up car dealerships on google its not that hard

[shawtyinblack]

*day dreams about you*

*night dreams about you*

*afternoon dreams about you*

*evening dreams about you*

[314eater]

whats cooler than being cool?

[420moshdad]

financial stability

[ridleydaisy]

Deadpool | Blatant Bachelor Baiting TV Spot (w/ 2% real roses)

[yourlittlescarlet]

#when you trust nobody so you do all your movie’s promos yourself

[jcalvinist]

i fucking love the Deadpool marketing!

[batreaux]

well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish

[lazoey]

Daisy Ridley and John Boyega at the Star Wars: The Force Awakens Merchandise Launch (03.09.15)

[drbrucebananer-blog]

“What I didn’t realize, back when I was this twenty-five-year-old pinup for geeks in that me myself and iconic metal bikini, was that I had signed an invisible contract to stay looking the exact same way for the next thirty to forty years. Well, clearly I’ve broken that contract. Partly because, in an effort to keep up my disguise as a human being, I had a child at some point. And then, in an effort to stay sane for said child, I took pounds and pounds of medications that have the dual effect of causing water retention (think ocean, not lake) while also creating a craving for salad—chocolate salad. So yes, in answer to your unexpressed question, sanity does turn out to come at a heavy price.”

[unregardless]

i honestly hate the way this generation treats cheating as if its some funny joke, its disgusting, if you cheat on your partner youre a fucking scumbag

[queen-nephilim]

Me: *Calls you dude and babe in the same sentence*

[queen-nephilim]

please cease my existence #fml #deadinside #someoneneckme

[-musings]

[x-coconuts]

[queen-nephilim]

Game: choose your specialization

Me: healer

Game: you have chosen UNDERPAID BABYSITTER

Me: wait-