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I rant all of my ideas and puns on here

[iamvuelle]

Finding out that another term compulsive liar is mythomaniac is NOT helping my mythomania.

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How does it feel to be conditioned? To be trained to laugh at something unfunny just so you can feel included? Don't betray your truth for others.

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D&D warlock but the patron is their level 20 wizard parents, and the spells are a trust fund.

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Dystopian world where…

There are lenses with cameras in them that you can buy to immediately report a crime. Let’s call it crime site.

Of course there would be other benefits to these lenses, you could probably use them recreationally, or perhaps there’s a reward for reporting suspicious or illegal activity with the crime site.

The idea that any witness could have definitive evidence of your crime, but you don’t know until it’s too late, is quite the idea bender. What if there grew to be a slight taboo *not* to get a crime site? Sure, maybe not everyone has to get one, but if an entire group of people works together, and not a single one of them has the crime site? That’s suspicious. One or two people might respond by getting these crime sites, just to stay inconspicuous. However, how can the rest of the group be certain these living cameras aren’t secretly plotting against them?

In those groups it would seem to be the opposite of the rest of the world. *Someone* has to get the crime site, but it’s considered suspicious if that someone does it too willingly.

Of course, you can’t have a dystopian society without a little bit of governmental lies. The crime site can be activated externally, by the producers. Suddenly, that guy who got the crime site because everyone trusted him betrays them, unbeknownst to even himself.

I think this could go somewhere. Don’t you?

[iamvuelle]

When I was a kid my brother accidentally cut his fingers with a knife almost deep enough to reach his nerves. Naturally this necessitated surgeries and gave him a scar, and today he cut himself when he broke a coat hanger, which led to him bleeding for the next 3 hours and well my point is I think he’s vulnerable to slashing damage.

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The worlds greatest swordsman: has never lost a duel ever since they got imbued with super speed. Their form is actually quite average. They have IMMENSE imposter syndrome.

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There is no way French is a real language.

I was in a line and overheard some people speaking in French, and made out one part:

“Un on une nu”

“Un on une du”

What are they saying?????

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If I could be on doctor who, with just about any role, I’d be willing to surrender myself to being British.

[pukicho]

worlds biggest shark

I am NOT Google

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Show me shark pics, internet man

[pukicho]

ugh

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Thanks Google

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For some reason, bfg division transitions very well to ultimate showdown with 2 seconds of Crossfade.

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Oh to be a silent but reliable person in a group of talented individuals, who all think I am either a mute or a monk, but none of them have considered the third, evil option; I am faking it for attention.

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A high fantasy world where there was a battle so large between two massively powerful enemies. One of them is trying to destroy the entire world, the other is the only person powerful enough to stop them. As the destroyer is about to render everything asunder, the protector uses a trump card to simultaneously create another world to be destroyed in this worlds place. It doesn’t go as planned.

The worlds crash into each other, both being destroyed partially, and filling each others missing pieces. An entire two worlds, both with their own natural order, laws, creatures and more.

You know how in Minecraft, if you update the game and go into an old world, the chunks might be all weird? An ocean suddenly cuts to half of a mountain, a desert housing a taiga in the middle? Yeah. That’s what it looks like now, except with less 90° angles.

And people just have to live with that. Both the destroyer and protector are gone, along with all the power they held. They proved that the gods couldn’t measure up to them and then they vanished. Now, all that’s left is the patchwork they made of the universe.

[iamvuelle]

Breaking News: local neurodivergent realizes “living it crazy” is not synonymous with “changing your choice”

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Fun fact: in the library of babel, on the first hex, on the first bookshelf, on the first row, in the first page, the first recognised word is “ars” which is an acronym for “advanced recording system” I think that’s ironic.

So what’s the deal with airline food?

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Is it just me who will, when unable to comprehend my own thoughts, will say aloud “brain blast!” and then continue on with my day?

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I wonder if anyone has seen a post of mine and thought I was high

I wonder if anyone has seen a post of mine at all

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What the fuck even is platinum