i've got the kerosene & a desire

Ian Michael Harding. Eat. Sleep. Adopt a Labradoodle. & I'm A. Or am I...?

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

Because I am the better girlfriend. ;)

Obviously. ;)

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

...such lies. SO many lies.

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

That’s all it takes to make you happy?

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

That and ice cream, to be honest. Mix the two and I might die.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

All I have to do is venture into the Nathaniel Buzolic tag and I instantly want to pick him up. Because his face is so unnnnf and he has like the best gifs. And he's done tvd AND pll so heyoo I get to keep all my friends. But like I can barely handle Ian and Julian much less a 3rd...le ssighhh the struggle is too real ya'll.

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

Do I? Do I really? All I saw was that you thought I was adorable in it so thank you. Fine, I’ll just sleep naked. Will that make you happy?

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

All I heard was naked. I'm a simple guy. I don't need much. But yes, that would make me happy.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

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[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

Hmmm debatable. You don’t want me to wear my gummy bear onesie to bed anymore? But I love it. It’s not sexy, but I don’t care.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

LIAR. YOU LOVE ME. No no, don't get me wrong. You look adorable in it...it's just a little hard to...remove. What's more, I feel like I'm sleeping with a ten year old and that sort of creeps me out. I know Ezra has a thing for underaged girls but this is too far.

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

Well first you have to be tiny and cute, I don’t think you can shrink and become incredibly adorable.

PS: You love my cheesiness.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

But I'm so adorable that it makes up for the fact that I'm the size of a normal human being. Don't hate me, but I don't think you should wear your  gummy bear onsie to bed anymore. I know you like never take it off and all but...

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

I got a gummy bear onesie! I’ll literally be having sweet dreams tonight. That’s so cheesy. I don’t even care.

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

I wish I was so cool, all I had to do was tweet about wanting something and it shows up on my doorstep the next week. Teach me your ways.

PS: You're cheesier than mac n cheese.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

@SleepintheGardn: REALLY wanting a smoothie now! mm, get in my tummy.

@IANMHARDING: @SleepintheGardn Did someone say smoothie?

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

You might could.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

If you want to see me make a fool of myself, I guess you could get an extra one for me.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

Where did the baby go? Did you loose it? You should really keep an eye on your things.

Shut the fuck up.

[fcktroianb]

We’ll see what happens. I think he might want to know since he said he’s going to take it upon himself to build the nursery, and we’ll need a color scheme and things.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

Of course he is. Classic Keegan. Well, I'll have to text him and extend my services as a little worker bee. Things are easier with 4 hands.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

Where did the baby go? Did you loose it? You should really keep an eye on your things.

Shut the fuck up.

[fcktroianb]

I don’t know. I mean, I definitely want to know but I want to talk about it with Keegan first before anything. He might want it to be a surprise.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

I mean, either way is great. But shopping for gifts will be a bit more difficult for Lucy.

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

Want me to buy you one too?

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

I can't pull it off nearly as well as you.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

Where did the baby go? Did you loose it? You should really keep an eye on your things.

Shut the fuck up.

[fcktroianb]

I’m not. Though I wish it would speed up a little. I kind of have a bump though. Very small, but it’s there. 

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

That's fucking exciting. I cannot wait to meet this kid. Are you guys going to find out the sex or wait?

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

Where did the baby go? Did you loose it? You should really keep an eye on your things.

Shut the fuck up.

[shayofc-x]

People are just fucking rude, they need to get their asses kicked.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

I agree wholeheartedly.

[nbdlucy-deactivated20140823]

Should I wear one more often then?

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

I would most definitely be on board with that.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

Where did the baby go? Did you loose it? You should really keep an eye on your things.

Shut the fuck up.

[fcktroianb]

I’m really sorry you guys had to go through that. It wasn’t fair.

[ianhardingjfc-blog]

It's okay, Troi. Really. I've made peace with it. It wasn't meant to be. Can't do anything to change it. Just don't take your pregnancy for granted, okay? Which I know you aren't.