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Definitely History Boys trash posting 100+ bs per day sorry for everything Feel free to say hi!

[sadoldcowww]

plz imagine Dakin spending weeks reading abt the Dissolution of the Monasteries after their visit to Fountains Abbey, just because Irwin had seemed interested in it (also bc Dakin wanna show off, of course). Then casually working three references into an essay as if they really fit the topic

[sadoldcowww]

Another stupid headcanon:

Dakin and Irwin decide to go on a winter holiday and it's Dakin's turn to arrange it. However he is shit at geography. So he finally books a flight to Porto. A city that just meet every item on Irwin's most-hated list: hills, gloomy weather, and bridges (which brings back the terrible experience in Bristol).

Even worse, Dakin wants it to be a surprise. So he doesn't release any detail abt the destination til he hands Irwin the boarding pass. Irwin:????? ...man. ArE yOu SEriOus?

[sadoldcowww]

just a headcanon Dakin and Irwin argued abt a historical event and either could convince the other. The discussion ended badly. Next class Dakin wrote all his unhappiness over face. Sitting there sulking. Not answering questions, not teasing. He just wanted Irwin to notice it(.

Cold war lasted a few days, til Irwin handed back their essay. Tucked carefully into last line: I looked into it more and i thk I drew my conclusion too fast

Dakin belike: !!!! Crisis over! Next day, this man will manually create a run-in to answer Irwin's peace offering()

[sadoldcowww]

Do y ever take ur glasses off¿?

trying to figure out what high school Irwin belike(

I would DIE for Tom Irwin😭😭😭👊

[theragamuffininitiative]

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kindly reblog for bigger sample size, thanks!

[purronronner]

[sadoldcowww]

Dakin's search history:

how to seduce yr teacher

best hair products for thick hair

what to do when a friend likes y bt y dont feel the same

Oxford Corpus

Cutlers'GrammarSchool Irwin

Nieeshez philosopher

Irwin's search history:

is it normal to hate your job in the first month

how to deal with unreasonable requests from your boss

developing feelings for someone you shouldn't

signs you're falling in love with someone

Roche Abbey

job opportunities near me

[sadoldcowww]

[internal monologue]

[sadoldcowww]

I WOULD DIE FOR JAMES LOCKWOOD.

[gakkawojin]

dakin/irwin + no.20 for the kissing meme? (I'm a slut for dakin/irwin I'm sorrie)

okay so this is the franken combination of 9 (jawline kiss) and 7 (romantic kiss) but mostly 7 and mostly schmoopy fluff

When Dakin first comes to the realisation he’s in love, he’s in Irwin’s bathroom at four in the morning, halfway through drying his hands. He’d been staring at their toothbrushes next to each other in the pot –a new development, after he kept having to borrow Irwin’s when he wasn’t looking– when it’d hit him.

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[godlessondheimite]

i just want to be clear, for the sake of avoiding discourse, i think mr. irwin is so sexy that i wholeheartedly condone all his thoughts and actions

[sadoldcowww]

Tom Irwin was so happy after hearing probably the most disastrous confession from Dakin. this tells you everything you need to know

and plz imagine dakin rehearsing this in front of the mirror hundreds times for that day(

[unpeturbed]

“When I eventually get to the set, they have indeed rehearsed the scene and done at least one take (with no touching). I say that some sort of physical contact seems essential, but [I’m told] the actors can’t make it work, though I still think that what I’ve suggested - Dakin’s finger idly sliding inside Irwin’s shirt - would do it. What also works, though, is a much longer pause before Irwin surrenders and this, finally, is what we settle for, though whether the pause will survive in the editing, I’m not sure.”

—

Alan Bennett’s Diaries 

I absolutely would have paid. I would have given my student loan for this goodness. 

[sadoldcowww]

Film The History boys is sponsored by:

the A-level Joint Matriculation Board

Oxbridge Admissions Office (results may vary)

Fountains Abbey (scenic)

Un hôpital en Belgique

The local pub (essential)

Piano in the classroom

Traffic Management Department

(one of our employees filed a report)

The Carry On franchise

Sheffield Tourism Board (doing their best)

[gakkawojin]

please consider: whenever dakin brings a girl back to the flat, scripps very loudly plays “he likes boys” through the walls because he still won’t call irwin

[transhickey]

all I want is one adaptation of the history boys where dakin and irwin actually kiss is that too much to ask

[transhickey]

the history boys + the onion headlines

[johnnkeats-blog]

i’d honestly give my soul to see the original history boys cast in their national theatre run