Ian Miles

27 - Bartender - Writer

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“Okay, you’ve got me there.”

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“Sorry to be the bearer of bad news.”

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hwanhyeong

“It might stain a little but that’s not such a big deal.”

“What about toxins?”

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victorxblake

“….Well, you did. ….Our editor wanted something like this. I provided.”

“Still don’t know why it had to be that picture.”

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“I tend to get busy or just forget.”

“Well you don’t have an excuse to forget right now.”

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“What are you talking about? I paint my house, my works of art and my face all with the same paint.”

“I feel like that would not be a good idea for many reasons.”

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victorxblake

“Of course you did. …..Yes. I needed something for the piece you wrote for us.”

“No... I never would have put this one on Facebook. But why did it have to be that old of a picture?”

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victorxblake

“You have all your photos on Facebook set to public. I took advantage of it. Put it in the paper.” Victor said with a shrug, sipping his tea.

“But I didn’t put this one on Facebook..... Wait. It’s in the paper?”

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“Okay. How did you find this picture?”

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alessandradavies

“I think I’m going to go to the Haunted Hay Ride this year. I didn’t get the chance last year.”

“Why not? It’s the one thing I make sure I do every year.”

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hwanhyeong

“There’s nothing wrong with some festive face painting.”

“Maybe, if you use the correct type of paint.”

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“That’s what it sounded like. I dunnae care for yer opinion regardless.”

“Well, I care about my opinion. Does that count for anything?”

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I’ve had to wear much worse things for work before. Like a grass skirt. Flowery shirts are more than okay with me.”

It doesn’t matter, it’s still slightly degrading.

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“It’s….. flowery. And different, for sure.”

How can you stand it?

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“Because it’s Hawaiian night. Besides, you look great.”

I don’t think I do. It’s too bright.

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Why do I have to wear this?

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“Ah dunnae recall askin’ yo’ if ah was doin’ mae job correctly, lad.”

“I was just pointing it out. I never said you’re not doing your job.”

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