electric light orchestra fan blog

ben | he | brain damaged-be patient pls

[kremlin]

congratulations! your reincarnation status has been upgraded from COCKROACH to SEAGULL

[egonkula]

mr gonk did you see the picture of rays messy bun?

no

[lesbianjarjarbinks]

can we have ray toro birthday shows every week

[theaterard]

gerard: begging for her life. riding for her life. performing for her life

ray: playing for her life. stumbling around. a little happy for birthday vibes but hiding it bc it’s time to be in character

frank: barking for his life. moaning. fingering that guitar.

mikey: 👆🫶

the heart in the middle of the screen asking us to join the fan club:

[leathergerard]

so you're telling me gerard had a plan for rays birthday..... and the crowd was just too excited it had to happen immediately

[leathergerard]

:))))))))

[cupcraft]

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

[aropride]

do u like mine

[cupcraft]

Oh wow.

[cupcraft]

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[fearedfreak]

tired of being disabled but sooooo much more tired of not being able to use my aids because my family is ALSO sick of me being disabled

[hon3vbees]

remember kids any character can have your disability if you project hard enough

[infectiouspiss]

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

[infectiouspiss]

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

[infectiouspiss]

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[battle-for-dyke-island]

this is what healthcare is like as a disabled person

[janeacular]

can they invent a mobility aid that helps with the joint pain & also does NOT cause different joint pain in a different area from use

[fearedfreak]

my chemical romance is pissing me off and i probably have a brain tumor according to my new doctor. awesome !

[infectiouspiss]

worlds smallest rayrard ever

[thefoundationsofdecay]

Alright can we go back to doing the sex hospital thing bc their satire (? if you can call it that) of fascist governments is just not really working out too well

[ill-serve-it-in-draag]

HAHAHA WE'RE IN DANGER