I bet you're jealous of Mr. Waffle man

none of this is important..

[shittyidea]

Reverse glasses that make everything blurry

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[datvikingtho]

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

[professor-remus-deactivated2018]

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

[welpwomp]

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

[gandalfthegreywarden-deactivate]

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

[ghost-roads]

Every time I see this it has different characters I love this post

[rogue-or-ranger]

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[jumpingjacktrash]

who the fuck is party cannon they’re the true rebels here

[radsturbate]

[amusementforme]

[nice-wig-janis]

what even happens inside a dishwasher

[stunningpicture]

I noticed some writing on my godfather’s shirt. I asked him to please hold still so I could read it. Well, then.

[persephonesecretlair]

I need this shirt.

[qualitees]

I found it online here!

[aristocratic-bohemian]

I want this shirt lol

[prettyboyhaikyu]

I love this shirt

[buttermilkbaddie-deactivated202]

Everytime I saw this and thought it said “grandfather” and I was like why is no one talking about the grandfather is fit af but…nvm lol

[eggplont]

“you were right”

[2000ish]

[assthetictbh-deactivated2016010]

seriously it’s 2013 where is this??

[everyday-departure-blog]

2013 and we can’t even electronically synthesize big macs out of nothing. We’re basically living in a dystopia.

[stability]

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[nl]

[thebootydiaries]

[quietleo-deactivated20190519]

i’ve always told stories… at heart i’m a storyteller. [x]

[laughingsquid]

Kevin Bacon and Jimmy Fallon Use Words That Rhyme With Lola in Their Impression of the Kinks

[backdoorteenmom]

[winemomaesthetics]

everything in this summarizes how completely this world has gone to hell

[teenagerposts]

[ibetyourjealous]

Sincerely, a dog going to the vet