hello im 20

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I can tell you don’t have one

whatever it is i actually have three

[muntzerism-diggerism]

[notesofacrocodile1994-archive]

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[michaelmcdonaldofficial]

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

[beemovieerotica]

[sea--burn]

five. hundred. cigarettes

[louisegluckpdf]

holy quaternity

[segamascott]

[lamignonette]

[sugarmountainspring]

[fuckyeahthesimplelife]

[pekingopera]

[impaled]

[eldritchbauble]

Getting plowed is for the country folk. Here in the city we call it being taken to pound town. And if it's a place with decent public transit, getting railed.

[sermna]

???

[dogpuppy]

[thefleetingflashofa-sword623]

Did anyone else just feel a pale hand pull a silvery rope connected to a dark curtain