Yang: "hey Jaune? Mind checking the oven for me?"
Jaune: "yeah no problem.... it's empty? Want me to heat it up?"
Yang: slaps a pan of uncut hotdogs rolls on the counter "put these in for me would ya" *wink*
Jaune: "sure" he slides them in and goes back to the other counter
Yang: "what did you just do?"
Jaune: ... "I put the hotdogs buns in the oven why? You asked me to?"
Yang: "fine then, how about we make these?" She slides him a recipe
Jaune: ... "hmm creampies, sure! Ooo we can use that new special filling" he excitedly goes to the fridge
Yang: mildly distressed "J-jaune... oh my god"
Jaune: "yeah? Oh can we make some stuffed crust on the pies?"
Yang: "literally stuff my crust"
Jaune: "hmm? Do you have extra?" He looks around expectedly"
Yang: ... ... ... ... ... ... *drops pants*
Jaune: "h-hey! I'll wash thoes later, that's not sanitary for the kitchen!!"
Yang: .......... "I need to go ask my mother about some stuff....."
Jaune: *confused* "uh.. Raven? Wh-"
Yang: "Because the ONLY other man as thick as you is my father and I NEED POINTERS" she stomps out
Jaune: ..... "ok! I'll have dinner ready!"
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Jaune: *on the phone with Ruby* "and then she just left, she said she needed to talk to Raven about something? Do you have any idea what's going on?"
Ruby: "... I want to be disgusted but also dude... thats just... tell Yang I said congrats ok? Whenever it happens?"
Jaune: "what? Wait when what happens?"
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Yang: *sipping tea* " and he didn't even NOTICE!!"
Raven: *nodding nodding* "have you tryed stabbing him?"
Raven: "what? Not to kill him, just to hurt. Worked for your father"
Yang: ......... "do you have less crazy advice?"
Raven: "ugh, fine, you need to be more straight forward"
Yang: "I literally dropped my pants mom how much more straight forward can I GET!?"
Raven: "hmm, and you didn't tackle him?"
Yang: "I- ... hmm, actually that may work"
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Jaune: ... where is she? The foods gonna get cold...
*YANG KICKS THE DOOR OFF ITS HINGES*
Yang: "YOU PANTS OFF NOW, I WANT A KID!"
Jaune: "EEP- b-but shouldn't we talk that over!! Also your food!?"
Yang: *eyes glowing* "PANTS"
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