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Non-romantic fluff starters

“Here, I saved some for you. Try it?”

“I just really need a hug right now…”

“You. Me. Movie marathon. Get all the snacks you can carry.”

“Join me in the blanket fort. We play until dawn.”

“It’s cake, how difficult can it be?”

“Sure, it *looks* safe, but watch what happens when I do this.”

“I had a nightmare… can you stay up with me?”

“We’re going to have to raid the neighbors if you want more pillows to turn this into a Pillow Fortress Castle.”

“This would look so cute on you!”

“Okay, but if you turn the lights off for this playthrough, I’m not being held accountable for anything I do when spooked.”

“I said we could share a blanket, but if you put your cold feet on me *one more time*…”

“You’ve been working too hard and I’m calling a Netflix intervention. Not taking no for an answer.”

“I’ve got a gallon of ice cream and if you don’t get a spoon my tummyache will be all your fault.”

“Fight me. Pillow fight. And by fight I mean cuddle.”

“My hand is cold. Unless we find somewhere to stop soon, it’s going up your back.”

“Oh my god, just pet my hair already.”

“After that movie you’re staying for a sleepover. I know you don’t want to go home and sleep alone anyway.”

“Is there a reason you’re gnawing on me?”

“C'mon, I need a Player 2.”

“I bet you can’t make it all the way through the movie without screaming at it.”

“If you put that in the microwave uncovered I swear I will beat you to death with a plastic spoon.”

“What was that flavor of cake you liked? I need to know because reasons.”

“When we get that house you’re handling the spiders.”

“Going to the mall alone is boring. Besides, I need someone to tell me how great I look in all the clothes I try on.”

“It’s not MY fault you scream like a schoolgirl on a rollercoaster.”

“It’s an arcade, do you need more reasons to go?”

“Please tell me why you were napping in my freshly dried blankets *while they’re still in the dryer*.”

“Can we please take cheesy best friend pictures in that photo booth? I promise to keep silly faces to a minimum.”

“I’m singing along to this song and you can’t stop me, so either deal with it or join me.”

“C'mon, with anyone else this would be too weird.”

“I hate this game so much. Here’s a link, you should totally play it.”

“I take no responsibility for any smells you may or may not encounter from this point forward.”

“HELP I HAVE A SPLINTER”

“Okay, but consider that if you don’t watch this show with me, I’ll still rant to you just as much about the feels it gives me.”

“If anyone turns that fan off again I swear someone’s going to bleed.”

“Help me, the computer’s making sad beeps again. Make it happy, please.”

“THIS MOVIE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME WHY DID YOU LET ME CHOOSE IT?!”

“I have in front of me: One DVD, seven remote controls, and an entertainment center. This will be a voyage of discovery.”

“If I die, you get my cat. So make sure I live through this.”

“I need someone to cling to in the haunted house, and you’re it.”

“Yeah, but you’re *my* nerd.”

“The remote is two feet thataway and I don’t feel like moving. We’re stuck with this.”

“You are aware this was the worst idea ever and you’re lucky you’re my best friend, or else I’d leave you alone to deal with this.”

“I’d say sorry my mom tried to adopt you again, but it was kind of my idea.”

“There is a perfectly good reason I’m eating these mini marshmallows right out of the package, I’m certain of it. Probably.”

“Okay but hear me out: Fluffy. Sharks.”

“Please keep your sick away from me and get better soon. I made you soup.”

“That sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.”

“If you don’t come up and sing with me, I will sing and point at you. The entire. Time.”

“We made a pact based on SpongeBob jokes, you can’t back out now.”

[inboxideas]

My character is trying to refuse medical treatment for a very serious injury. Try to convince them otherwise.

submitted by anonymous.

[icallhimlex--moved-blog]

Food Fight sentence meme.

❝ nothing much happens here after dark. ❞

❝ it is you, great [name] dogtective who’s about to take a fall… or should I say, BE PUSHED!! ❞

❝ if i had a raisin for every time i heard that one. ❞

❝ the secrets inside. ❞

❝ the real secret is I’m scared out of my mind [name]. ❞

❝ actually i scanned – i mean planned plumthing er – something… special tonight. ❞

❝ it warms my heart the way you love my raisins, tough guy. ❞

❝ you wanna lick? ❞

❝ for frying out loud you never made the loop-da-loop! ❞

❝ when in doubt, just do the right thing and it’ll always turn out! ❞

❝ get a shelf life. ❞

❝ i’m the ow in wow, the cat's meow, the kaboom in pow, and i’m here right now! ❞

❝ yo baby, who's your sugar daddy? ❞

❝ food fight! ❞

❝ time to banana spilt out of my club. ❞

❝ [name's] your man! melts in your mouth, not in your hands. ❞

❝ i’m looking for a person, about your height. same great build, same strong jaw.. ❞

❝ holy chaps… ❞

❝ maybe i can help you get a clean start, on a new relationship. ❞

❝ I just can’t throw the paper towel on [name] ❞

❝ or I could just kill you… that’ll be more fun than a spanking. ❞

❝ trix are for kids [name] ❞

❝ i’m not that dirty. ❞

❝ although being filthy can be loads of fun. ❞

❝ some stains can never be washed out. ❞

❝ I want to scrub your bubbles [name]. ❞

❝ i could be your sunshine. ❞

❝ what a shame. we could’ve been like macaroni and cheese, peanut butter and jelly. scotch and tape. ❞

❝ what the fudge.. ❞

❝ i don’t know if i could cut the mustard anymore. ❞

❝ i’m a natural ninja. ❞

❝ let’s strawberry jam out of here ❞

❝ are you chocolate? are you made of chocolate? really? ❞

❝ i am the undead – the undead! y’know you’re not quite dead, but you’re dead. kinda like being in summer school. ❞

❝ she also hideous! i mean she’s also very unattractive. ❞

❝ brand x took my [name] away ❞

❝ one store one x, one world one x! ❞

❝ brand x brand x, it's simple and plain. ❞

❝ FOOD FIGHT !!! ❞

❝ whip them! whip them bad! ❞

❝ i'm going to pop your corn lady. ❞

❝ SNOT HAPPENS! ❞

❝ you cold farted itch. ❞

❝ how the ho ho can this be happening. ❞

❝ but you were recalled… and butt ugly! ❞

❝ tell me something… are those melons real? ❞

❝ get ready lady, cause I’m going to kick you where the sun don’t shine! ❞

❝ frankly my dear, i don’t give a spam. ❞

❝ [name] is jewish?! ❞

❝ i wanna see what’s under that hat! ❞

[memeandprompts]

Fluster my muse, do it, just fluster them.

[perfectdespair-a]

{The Morning After}

“ shit, I’m late for work ”

“ ugh, not you again ”

“ did I lose a bet last night? ”

“ I can’t believe I just did that ”

“ you cannot tell anyone about this ”

“ you cannot tell _____ about this ”

“ that was amazing ”

“ my name’s _____, by the way ”

“ where did you learn to do that? ”

“ well this will be an exciting diary entry ”

“ why are we outside? ”

“ I’m sorry I broke your bed ”

“ so… breakfast? ”

“ I think I need to shower for a year ”

“ we have to stop doing this ”

“ I really hope I’m/you’re not pregnant ”

“ I didn’t know you had a tattoo ”

“ wanna go again? ”

“ I ache all over ”

“ you might be the best I’ve ever had ”

“ that wasn’t what I planned ”

“ why is there glitter everywhere? ”

“ karaoke isn’t usually such a turn on for me ”

“ that was better than last time ”

“ does this mean we’re dating? ”

“ I’m so hungover ”

“ what did you say your name was? ”

“ I need a cigarette ”

“ are you sure that was alright? ”

“ I don’t cuddle ”

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send “Who Are You?” and my muse will reply with one of the following:

#1-50. Pronouns [we, I, she, he, ect] are free to change. Optimal for vigilantes.

Concerned… Third party? 

Honestly, I haven’t decided yet. 

Considering [___], I’d say I’m the guy who just took your job. 

I’m here to help you. 

Just say we’re in the same business, fixing problems. 

I’m the guy who still has time to save [name].

Tell [name] I’m the guy that just put him out of business. 

I’m like you, I give people second chances. 

One of the only people who know you’re innocent. 

…

Detective [name]. *NOTE: they stole a badge and are impersonating*

One of these days I’ll have to come up with a good answer for that one.

You can call me… [name].

Who I am doesn’t matter right now. What matters is, I know who you are.  

My name is [name]. Your mother sent me. 

If you find out, let me know. *NOTE: Could be about someone else*

My name is [name] and I help people out of tough situations. 

*silently continues what they were doing*

The guy who shot Detective [name] and stole his badge. 

Your ride home. 

*about someone else* The guy who helped me save your life tonight. 

I’m the guy who stopped you two jokers from killing each other. 

We help people, even when they don’t necessarily deserve it. 

Just a guy who needed a ride. 

I find it hard to answer that, even to myself. 

I’m the partner of the man in your backseat. 

As far as you’re concerned, [name], we don’t exist. 

*snippily* [first name].

Let’s just say that ultimately, you and I work for the same entity. 

I could ask you the same thing. 

That’s not important. 

Right now, an easy target. 

Tonight, hostage negotiator. 

[A] Concerned third party. 

Someone who knows what this is about. 

Right now, your only option. 

We’re merely a couple of concerned dog owners, [name]. 

As of this moment, [name], we are your judge and jury. 

Not important.

The night watch. 

Concerned citizen. 

I’m the guy that’s gonna catch you when you fall. 

Never Mind. 

A concerned frequent flyer. 

You can call me [name]. And this is my partner [name]. 

I may be the only person here who thinks you’re innocent. 

Security advisors… Of a sort. 

Right now I’m the getaway driver. 

Ordinarily I’d be the chick kicking your amateur hour ass. 

The frigging Dalai Lama.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

Send “WHAM” for my muse to punch yours!

Alternatively, send “POW” for my muse to get punched!

[princessvanityvixen]

Send me "MINE" if your muse is ridiculously attached to mine.

[icallhimlex--moved-blog]

Sentence Meme: Alice Cooper

"I know I let you down."

"I know you've been kicked around."

"I never lied to you."

"I wanna be elected."

"I wanna hold you."

"I wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name."

"I wanna kiss you, but I want it too much."

"I wanna love you."

"I wanna taste you."

"I won't tire."

"I'm gonna leave today."

"I'm your choice."

"Let the show begin."

"No more books."

"No more Mister Nice Guy."

"Run as fast as you can."

"Surprised to hear from me?"

"This can't be real."

"Was it just a dream?"

"We got no choice."

"We're just strangers again."

"What are you gonna do?"

"Why don't you let me be?"

"Yes I'm worried honey."

"You gotta turn that damn thing down!"

[sunshine-memes]

Send ✿ for my muse to climb into bed with yours late at night.

[rpfunstuff]

Paste the last thing you copied in my inbox and my muse will react to it.

Things are about to get weird.

[rpfunstuff]

SFW Romance Sentence Meme

“As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.”

“Death isn’t the end of true love, only a test.”

“Dogs are always gonna chase cars, just like I’m always gonna chase you.”

“Heaven without you would be hell.”

“I can’t tell you how happy I am that I don’t just love you, that I get to say I’m /in/ love /with/ you.”

“I don’t know what scares me more, the fact that one day you might ask me to leave, or that I love you so much that I would leave immediately to keep you happy.”

“I don’t want happily ever after with you, I want the realness of love. I want the mountains but I also want the valleys, because I’m stupid and arrogant and if it were just the mountains I would never truly appreciate what an amazing gift the universe had blessed me with.”

“I don’t want to choose between your life or mine. I’d rather have ours.”

“I don’t want to spend eternity with you, it’s much too short.”

“I love you so much it makes me sick. There’s no cure, but an effective treatment is your love in return.”

“I need air more than you, but only so that I have the breath to tell you how much I love you.”

“I want to have good times with you, but I also want the bad times with you because any time with you is better than time without you.”

“I was scared to admit that I had started loving you because it would mean admitting that I would never stop.”

“I’d destroy the world for you. I would tear it apart piece by piece all for you, and I would do it with a smile. But, on the other hand, I would strive to make the world a better place for you. I would build it up brick by brick all for you, and I would do it with a smile.”

“If you ever see me with a big goofy smile on my face for seemingly no reason, don’t worry, I’ve only just remembered how lucky I am to have your love.”

“In the beginning I was so terrified of losing you that I didn’t want to fall for you. I still live with that fear, but you give me the strength to overcome that fear and give you all the love I have.”

“My memory fails me sometimes. I don’t always remember your name, or who you are, but the one thing that always sticks in my mind is that you are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen in the whole world.”

“My whole life I’ve felt like I didn’t matter. I still struggle with that feeling, but every time I see you smile, I remember that as long as I matter to you that’s all I need.”

“People are always saying they would die for their love, they would kill for their love. Me? I’m willing to live for you, to bring life into this world with you.”

“There’s nothing in this world that I need more than your happiness. The fact that your happiness happens to include me is just a bonus.”

“When you cry, I die. When you smile, I soar. ”

“You frustrate me more than anything in life- that’s how I know I really love you.”

“You help me to love myself because how could I have earned your heart if I wasn’t a good enough person to deserve it?”

“You make the world a better place just by existing, and the fact that the world I’m talking about happens to be mine doesn’t make you any less extraordinary.”

“Your love is like food in that it’s all too easy to get addicted to, but so hard to have in moderation because I need it to live.”

“Your smile is blinding. I guess I’m lucky I’ve got you to lead me around.”

[the-write-ideas]

Kiss my character any way you can imagine!

See how they react!

[legendarymemes]

Cinderella (2015) Ask Meme

“Have courage, and be kind.”

“When there is kindness, there is goodness. When there is goodness, there is magic.”

“I believe that animals listen and speak to us if we only have the ear for it. That’s how we learn to look after them.”

“I believe in everything…”

“Run, quickly, or they’ll catch you! Go!”

“Just because it’s what’s done doesn’t mean it’s what should be done!”

“Oh, it seems too much to expect you to prepare breakfast, serve it and to sit with us. Wouldn’t you prefer to eat when all the work is done, NAME?”

“How charming, how perfectly charming.”

“Names have power, like magic spells.”

“But sorrow can come to any kingdom, no matter how happy.”

“I’m alright, thank you. I’m fine.”

“You shouldn’t be this deep in the forest alone.”

“They treat me as well as they’re able.”

“It’s not so very bad. Others…others have it worse, I’m sure.”

“You’ve only met her once! How could you know anything about her?”

“Why do you stay there when they treat you so?”

“I shall trick him into loving me! See if I don’t!”

“This is the most hugest news!”

“Oh, you’re too ambitious for your own good.”

“Oh no, I only want to see my friend.”

“I wouldn’t dream of poisoning you before we leave for the ball.”

“What does it matter what he’s like? He’s rich beyond reason.”

“It would be an insult to the royal personage to take you to the palace in these old rags.”

“Oh, sorry to have to tell you, but your mother’s taste was questionable. This thing is so old-fashioned it’s practically falling to pieces.”

“Mark my words, you shall not go to the ball!”

“I’m sorry. I said I’d have courage, but I don’t! Not anymore! I don’t believe anymore!”

“What of the bowl of milk? Nothing. But kindness makes it everything.”

“I’m your Hairy Dogfather. I mean, Fairy Godmother!”

“Right, first thing’s first. Let me slip into something more comfortable.”

“You’re making me nervous, actually.”

“Do you think that’s what I meant to do? Run! Run, darling!”

“Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo!”

“I can’t drive! I’m a goose.”

“With the last echo of the last bell at the last stroke of midnight the spell will be broken and all will return to what it was before.”

“It’s you, isn’t it?”

“Just so.”

“They’re all looking at you.”

“Believe me, they’re all looking at you.”

“I am an apprentice monarch. I’m still learning my trade.”

“No more surprises?”

“I hate myself in paintings, don’t you?”

“Well, surely you have a right to your own heart?”

“I have to leave. It’s hard to explain. Lizards and pumpkins and things…”

“You’ve been awfully nice. Thank you for a wonderful evening, I’ve loved it! Every second!”

“Oh, excuse me! Sorry! Terribly sorry!”

“ I believe that we need not look outside of our borders for strength or guidance.”

“You must not marry for advantage, you must marry for love.”

“Find that girl. Find her. Go on. They’re all talking about the…the forgetful one who loses her shoes.”

“Nothing is ever given, for everything you must pay.”

“Kindness is free, love is free!”

“Love is never free.”

“Why are you so cruel? I don’t understand it. I’ve tried to be kind to you.”

“I know no one deserves to be treated as you have treated me. Why do you do it? Why?!”

“Then has your cat learned to sing?”

“Just remember who you are, you wretch!”

“This is perhaps the greatest risk that any of us will take. To be seen as we truly are.”

“Your Majesty, I’m no princess. I have no carriage, no parents, and no dowry. I do not even know if that beautiful slipper will fit. But if it does…will you take me as I am? An honest country girl who loves you.”

[smugbratrafeadler]

aliens ( 1986 ) sentence starters

Get away from her, you bitch!

Well, that’s great. That’s just fuckin’ great, man! Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We’re in some real pretty shit now, man!

I guess we’re not gonna be leaving now, right?

You don’t have to be sorry. It wasn’t your fault.

That’s it, man. Game over, man. Game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Maybe we can build a fire, sing a couple of songs, huh? Why don’t we try that?

Seventeen days? Hey man, I don’t wanna rain on your parade, but we’re not gonna last seventeen hours!

What do you mean they cut the power? How could they cut the power, man?

Oh yeah, sure! With those things runnin’ around? You can count me out.

Well, somebody’s gonna have to go out there. 

I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do not wanna fuck with me.

You heard the man and you know the drill.

My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.

What do you want me to do, fetch your slippers for you?

Look, man. I only need to know one thing: where they are.

Fuck you, man!

These people are here to protect you.

Hot as hell in here.

You always were an asshole, ( name ) !

How do I get out of this chickenshit outfit?

There were problems and a-a few deaths were involved.

Now, if you’re smart, we can both come out of it as heroes and we’ll be set up for life.

You sent them out there and you didn’t even warn them.

So I made a decision and it was… wrong. It was a bad call, ( name ). It was a bad call.

You know, I… I expected more from you. I thought you’d be smarter than this.

Don’t you have any idea what you have done here?

Well, I’m gonna make sure they nail you right to the wall for this! You’re not gonna sleaze your way out of this one! Right to the wall!

He’s comin’ in. I feel safer already.

I like to keep this handy… for close encounters.

Hey, maybe you haven’t been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

Looks like love at first sight to me. Oh, he likes you, ( name )!

I say we grease this rat-fuck son-of-a-bitch right now.

This is so nuts. I mean, listen - listen to what you’re saying. It’s paranoid delusion. How - It’s really sad. It’s pathetic.

All right, we waste him. No offense.

We’re on an express elevator to hell, going down!

I guess she don’t like the cornbread, either.

We’re all gonna die, man.

Hey, I feel like kind of a fifth wheel around here. Is there anything I can do?

And you, you little shit-head… you’re staying here.

Look, I’m telling ya, there’s somethin’ movin’ and it ain’t us! Tracker’s off scale, man. They’re all around us, man. Jesus!

I’m not sure. It must be something we haven’t seen yet.

This bullshit you think is so important…You can just kiss all of that goodbye!

What the hell are we supposed to use, man, harsh language?

Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on!

Oh, you want some of this? Fuck you!

I’m afraid I have some bad news.

I don’t believe this. I don’t fucking believe this!

Well, I don’t care how but we better think of something. We better think of a way.

They ain’t paying us enough for this, man.

Do you want something to help you sleep?

Now please leave. I am not going back, and I am… I would not be any good to you if I did.

[icallhimlex--moved-blog]

Sharing A Bed Starters

"Did you have a nightmare?"

"I had a nightmare."

"There's plenty of room for the both of us."

"There is not enough room here for both of us."

"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."

"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"

"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."

"Quit stealing the covers."

"Quit kicking me."

"It's better than sleeping on the floor."

"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."

"Alright. Get up here."

"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"

"Please go to bed."

"Sleep is for the weak."

"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Dutch oven!"

"You sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"

"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."

"I have to sleep closer to the door."

"I can't sleep this close to the door."

"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."

"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."

"We can cuddle."

"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."