[dianaofthemyscira]

I dream about being with you forever.

Twilight (2008)

[ashawol-deactivated20240605]

MC key being biased to his bandmate, giving him more screen time  

[loveforjjong]

prettiest smile 💛

[chocnat]

I don't mind commiting a crime or fighting Bucky if the last thing I see before I get slashed is this

[tlirsgender]

Me trying not to tell random people trivia about whatever my hell brain has latched onto this month

[hoziernatural]

[hoziernatural]

this is the last time you can reblog this

[lovinglybaking]

[valtsv]

almost had a coherent thought today... that was a close call!

[aeneasatdelos]

is legally blonde technically dark academia as it’s a) set at a prestigious university, b) forms a bond through tragedy (the existence of scumbag men) and c) deals with a dark subject matter aka murder??

[lorelaigilmoure]

#mood

[jeanqrey]

[badjokesbyjeff]

An attractive young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course child. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought my mother an expensive hair dryer for her birthday. It is unopened but well over the customs limits and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Hide it under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you, I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you,” she replied. When they got to Customs, she let the priest go first. The official asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist I have nothing to declare.” The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

Father replied, “I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father. Next please!”

[definetlynotatimetraveler]

JEFF CHANGE YOU URL

[stuckinreversemode]

#this is the only thing that matters

[great-tweets]

literally what the fuck

[minimalistgrufti]

[logicalparafox]

Plus his name was Henry and he called himself Indiana after their dog that he loved, so could even be Henrietta Jones and still call herself Indiana and NOTHING NEED CHANGE AT ALL. 

[desidesidesi]

I’m a woman and my last name is Jones?? What the literal fuck

[banahbanah]

Your name is Jonesette now I’m sorry.

[pantaro]

Ms. Indianana Jonesette and the Queendom of the Crystalle Skullabella.

[frodo-sam]

#my last two brain cells

[afeelgoodblog]

[so-doggone-funny]

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*