Just a ghost.

I came, I saw, I reblogged.

[vanillabard-deactivated20200405]

i was looking through sims custom content and came across this monstrosity

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[icandiggedit]

It looks like Code Lyoko.

[glumshoe]

I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.

[shredsandpatches]

I got “topheavy cishet”

[bravemercutio]

Parallel parking bisexual

[that-old-friend]

Big mega homo aesthetic gay

[fictionalshar]

Orthodox ghost

[inkyshark]

Glowing Gay

[icandiggedit]

“Canine Detective” https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/samandmax/images/6/60/SamBigSleep.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20080920063328

[fahbee]

(source)

Bonus:

[ladygt]

Piggy.

[icandiggedit]

[poladraws]

genyatta mysterious statue au 

[icandiggedit]

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[coelasquid]

McCree Legendary skin when

[dva-0nlin3]

[icandiggedit]

You don’t need to surrender their legacy; Robert E. Lee already took care of that for you over 150 years ago.

[become-legend]

me: I love video games so much! They’re so fun and relaxing and help me with my depression and anxiety and distract me from the negativity in the world in such a positive way!

me, while playing video games:

[sixthrock]

filed under things the game should tell you, but doesn’t for some unfathomable reason: you can leave eggs in the pokepelago hot springs to hatch lots of them at once and give your poor blistered thumb a break

[alyxtherat]

@macabrepuppet !!!!!

[danceswithphantoms]

A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation.

“I think it’s raining,” says the man.

“No, it’s snowing,” replies the woman. 

“How about we ask this Communist officer here? He is always right!” exclaims the man. “Officer Rudolph, is it raining or snowing?”

“Definitely raining,” Officer Rudolph replies before walking off.

The man turns to his wife with a smile. “See? Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

[breaktotheotherside]

What pisses me off is the complexity of the context required to throw this pun so it made any sense.

[inbox-deactivated20131029]

“go hang a salami” backwards is “im a lasagna hog" and that pleases me

[fairywodger]

how did either of these sentences occur naturally for you to discover this

[icandiggedit]

[a-mini-a-day]

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHFHHHHHHFHFHFHASJKFKFFJK!!!!!!!!!! Artist Jada Fitch (genius) created these tiny houses for wild bird friends who come and visit.  I rarely say this but I AM SCREAMING quite literally and publicly. I’ve since passed away. Check out Jada Fitch on: Instagram Tumblr Website

[heathens-and-kings]

Do you think people with LED headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

[icandiggedit]

I don’t have words to describe how much I hate them and everything they’ve ever touched. What’s worse is when they drive a lifted truck so that their shitty, ultra-bright, “fuck everyone else on the road, I need to see more” lights are directed directly either at my fucking eyeballs or at my rearview so they bounce directly into my fucking eyeballs. I hope hyenas bite their genitals off and as they lay dying of blood loss, someone walks up with a three trillion candlepower light and shines it in their fucking faces and asks them how it fucking feels.

[visor76]

Halloween Lootbox Giveaway

Since I hit 1,600 followers and the Halloween event is finally underway, I figured it was time for a giveaway! And what better prize is there right now but loot boxes!

The giveaway will run from Oct. 12 to 6:00pm EDT Oct. 19.

PRIZES

All prizes will be via gift cards for the system of your choice.

1st Place: 50 loot boxes.

2nd Place: 24 loot boxes.

3rd Place: 11 loot boxes.

RULES

You don’t need to be following me, though I would appreciate it if you were.

1 like and 1 reblog per person for a total of 2 entries each.

No side blogs, please.

 You must have your Ask/Messages open so I can contact you if you win.

You must be willing to share your email address with me so I can send you gift cards digitally.

No heckling the winners, please. If I find out you’re doing it you will be blocked from this blog.

Please don’t tag this as a giveaway. I’ve heard that can cause issues so I’d rather not risk it.

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

this is the worst thing ive ever watched in my whole miserable life

[shooti]

i hate this and i hate you

[netzwerkdurchsetzungsgesetz]

this made me disassosiate

[church-of-minho-deactivated2020]

@ white side of Tumblr: what is this

[ithotyouknew2-deactivated201710]

[blackberryshawty]

Keep. It.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

god isn’t dead he was never real

[mens-rights-activia]

[princesseblade]

[icandiggedit]

This is a war crime.

[lightcannon-deactivated20250726]

you, a fool: sloppy joe

me, an intellectual: Slovenly Joseph