Naps

'I'm not hostile, I'm annoyed'

[thestrawberrydreams]

Inclusive language is for everyone!!

[tricky-pockets]

It's a good one for non-standard relationship styles too. You don't have to split hairs trying to explain "well, it's more serious than 'boyfriend' or 'girlfriend', but we don't have any intention of getting married ever. Or "we live together and are planning our lives together to some extent but it's not a romantic thing" and so on.

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Yeah I got your 'BitCoin' right here

[armageddonouttahere]

god this joke made me wheeze-chuckle like an eighty-year-old-man

[jaubaius]

Deep sleep

[tall]

[atreides-paul-deactivated202301]

[foothive2-deactivated20190813]

i remember when i was a kid whenever i saw movies like kung fu panda or iron man or shrek in the theater and i would walk out the theater to the music and do a cool walk like i was the main character like a shrek walk or an iron man walk or a kung fu panda walk i thought i was really cool

[kitty]

[thenatsdorf]

Checking the water temp. (via)

[hatchan]

[monkeywiki]

boba T

[monkeywiki]

[monkeywiki]

if this doesnt give you balls i dont know what will

[lizzibennet]

it is still absolutely hilarious to me that the bbc’s train of thought while making their 1995 pride and prejudice was like “let us make a historically accurate near scene-by-scene adaptation with near identical dialogue to the book. except for one thing: we are allowed one (1) transgression and that is a wet!darcy scene. no explanation needed” like talk about having ur priorities straight

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[thenatsdorf]

[prideprejudce]

tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea 

[prideprejudce]

[prideprejudce]

[technoturian]

This is the most accurate post on anxiety ever.

[lastvalyrian]

I haven’t seen anyone mention the greatest cultural impact Yahoo Answers made yet

[assgrope-archive]

I can’t believe Miku is fucking dead

[luxlightly]

Someone: “I want a cat/rabbit/other animal that will be super openly affectionate, go for walks, play fetch, not mind being handled rough, never be shy, and also I don’t want it to claw me or the furniture(so I’ll probably get it declawed) and I don’t want to ever clean a litter box or cage.”

Me: “Hey there’s this great new type of animal you might be interested in:”

Someone: “I want a dog but I don’t ever want to take it for walks or exercise it very much or let it outside and I want it to be fine with being left alone for longer periods of time and also never bark.”

Me:

Someone: “I want a cat or dog but I want to only feed it a vegan diet.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to have a pet but I basically never want to interact with it.”

Me:

Someone: “I want to get my kid a cute pet for Easter/Christmas!”

Me:

Get a pet that fits your needs. Don’t get a pet then try to force it to fit your lifestyle. Just because you saw a person walking a rabbit once doesn’t mean you can expect a rabbit to just be a dog. Just get a dog!

[nourrice]

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex