hacked!

new tumblr bc this has been hacked: thrasherslut666

[icantgetintothisaccount]

Some horrifying monster: *does the scary monster entrance like in the scary movies*

Me: damn u single?

[i-am-evolution]

[sem1c1de]

[clungetastic-deactivated2014120]

my drug dealer cracks me up

[spookyramirez-deactivated201703]

when i’m listening to the therapist talk to me about myself and my life, and she knows me better than i do

[arishok-s]

Someone: stop using the stupid trade mark thing in everything u say???

Me: No™

[yelverton]

daylight savings is just another example of how time is fake

[arcticmunkeez]

me: sends important text that took a lot of guts to send me: immediately turns off wifi, data, the phone itself, my laptop, hides both in a safe, hybernates self for 1.000 years,

[roryamy]

[icantgetintothisaccount]

I hate life!

So now it fucking looks like I need to either A) delete my account, or B) somehow find out this "new" password that's all of a sudden on it or else I can't log out of my phone's browser and can't log in anywhere else. Awesome.

[embezzled-memes-deactivated2017]

[raxcaeli-deactivated20191117]

i don’t know what to do with this information

[maplechild-deactivated20160417]

not dating me? sad. tragic. for you at least

[music-and-quotes]

…Swallow your pride, you will not die, it’s not poison.

Bob Dylan, Tombstone Blues (via music-and-quotes)

[lycanrocc]

me: *sees the number 69*

me: THATS!!!!!! THE SEX NUMBER!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!! NICE!!!!!

me: *sees the number 420*

me: THATSS THE WEED NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT SHIT NICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *sees the number 666*

me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[airframeextender]

[odin-n-out]

life hack: date a guy who’s tall enough to always be looking at you from the same angle you take selfies from

[hollyemw-deactivated20171029]