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AnasAbdin
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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izzy's playlists!
styofa doing anything

@theartofmadeline
YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Kaledo Art
cherry valley forever

Love Begins
todays bird

oozey mess
hello vonnie
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@icarus-babe69
Hi babesđ
I just thought you'd might want some more
My friend works two jobs and doesnât tend to specify which one heâs talking about, so heâll say stuff like âa lady died at work todayâ and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.
Today he goes âsomeone threw a candle at me at work >:(â and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!
me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times
Why canât I stop watching this
I swear to god Iâve watched this like fifty times and I canât stop laughing
He l p m e
I forgot I reblogged this to my main and Iâm dYING
vines yâall have been sleeping on aka vines i havenât seen in comps but still make me happy
IâVE NEVER SEEN THAT ASL ONE BEFORE DOES ANYONE HAVE A LINK TO THAT BY ITSELF?
I could watch this all day.
@d3ath-of-a-strawb3rry
âi can leave the door open while iâm cleaning my bathroom,â i reasoned to myself. âsurely my beloved cat, Meatball, isnât dumb enough to try and jump into an open toilet full of Cloroxâ
i caught this tiny-little fool MID-FUCKING-AIR. i watched him start leaping and time literally slowed down. and then he had the audacity, the NERVE, to beep indignantly at me for ruining his plans
ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like âoh are you expecting?â And i was like âuhhhhâ and because im a dumbass i was like âno i already delivered.â And she was like âHow long ago?â And i was just like âtwo weeks.â And she said âwow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?â And i was just awkwardly like âa girlâŚ.â And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like âoh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.â And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum
every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me
I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh
reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life
not risking it
Bitch next Thursday i start school
I reblog this when ever I see it
That will be the Second day of working at this new job đą
Next Thursday is my birthday xD