"Fuck Off"

Indie rp blog for Lucifer *last name redacted*, OC "twin" of Lewis Pepper, from an extremely canon-divergent timeline. Icon/sidebar image from Commission Art by Starcre8tor and floater image by Ghxstgal!

[icecoldtwin]

-It threw the sink at him-

Lucifer yelps as he ducks before frowning and popping back up to look through the window at it. "Knock it off!"

[icecoldtwin]

-there was... screaming on a scale of 1 to 10, it would be an 8-

Lucifer grin widens as he keeps the spray going. "Yeah how do you like the bathroom now, Cheese?!?"

[icecoldtwin]

-fuck yeah free bathroom food time. tile by tile the bathroom would be eaten-

Lucifer was back in no time at all, this time standing outside the window...with a hose in his hand. He grins widely as he points it at cheese through the window before turning it on full blast.

[icecoldtwin]

-fck you it's still trying to tackle him-

Welp. If it's going to so intent on chasing him....Lucifer groans in annoyance before hopping through a nearby window to outside.

[icecoldtwin]

-Hell no. It stops to charge at him with the sink in it's mouth-

Lucifer actually let's out a yell of surprise and jumps to the side. "Cheese!! Stop it! You'll make Arthur sad if you destroy his house!!"

[icecoldtwin]

-a gurlged respone from the thing and it starts swinging the sink in it's mouth a l ot-

"Down! Drop it! Bad cheese!!"

[icecoldtwin]

-it's back and trying to eat the sin k-

“CHEESE NO I JUST FIXED THAT”

[icecoldtwin]

-One last thing. it stuck its head through an opening to spit out the faucet at the persons face before scuttling away from the house-

"Ack!!" 

 Lucifer was just barely able to duck the faucet from hitting him and he frowns as he looks from it back to the window and huffs. "......what the hell is up with this town?" 

[icecoldtwin]

-it starts to run out the window with the bathtub still in its mouth but had to let go when the tub got stuck in the window-

"Wh-Hey!!" Lucifer immediately gave chase and tried to wack at him with a broom, growling. "Fuck all the way off!" .

...And now he had to figure out how to get the bathtub back into the bathroom and see if it still worked.

[icecoldtwin]

-cheese has ate half the bath tub and has it in their mouth when they spotted this dude-

Lucifer full on freezes when he sees a....he had no idea what it was honestly - inside the bathroom, a broom handle in his hand and raised as if to be used to smack something. 

 ".......the fuck?!" 

 He hisses before frowning as he fully understands what the....person was doing.  

"Hey! Don't EAT that!! The fuck you think you are, I use that bathtub!!!"

[icecoldtwin]

What Flower Represents Your Soul ?

Ocotillo

You blossom in a fiery red burst from a harsh, desert landscape, like an ocotillo. Desert landscapes go long periods without the refreshment of rain. The ocotillo grows up in long stems covered in broad thorns to protect the water it holds within. Like the ocotillo, you have the inner resources to survive adversity and dry seasons. But when a downpour visits the land, the ocotillo celebrates in a fiery burst of red blossoms off the end of each stem. The name ocotillo means “little torch,” and the torch of this flower brings a splash of color to the brown landscape. Your spiky exterior enables you to survive difficult circumstances and protects the resources of joy you hold within.

Tagged by: @punsandfuturekingsmen

Tagging: Anyone who’d like to!

[icecoldtwin]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐅?

the Lightning Rod

whether it’s your turbulent nature, your flash quick mind, or the air of unknown about you, your undercurrent is the lightning rod. you are somewhat unpredictable, but if we unravelled we’d see you know exactly what you’re doing, but it’s makes you feel less vulnerable to pretend it wasn’t planned. some people stay back from you, but others would follow you cross country, for the very same reason. they don’t know enough about you. the difference is in who wants to learn more. keep your golden nature, it’s exciting, but don’t be afraid to admit what you know. matshona dhliwayo said “lightning strikes but does not roar” your bite will always be worse than your bark, keep that close to your chest.

tagged by: @deepbluevi

tagging: Anyone who wants to!

[icecoldtwin]

"Luciferrrrrr!" Upthur bounds up to him. "I was told you think I'm cute?! That's sweet thank you you're pretty cute too!"

Lucifer blinks in surprise, even taking half a step back in his surprise and stares at Upthur. "Uh....you're welcome...? I mean...you look like Arthur so sure I guess but...are you from another dimension too?"

[rpmemes-galore]

Reblog if your muse would pick a fight in a parking lot at 3am

[icecoldtwin]

How are you liking Tempo? Think you might stick around for awhile?

"It's...nice. Quaint. A bit on the small side for my liking but admittedly that's also a nice thing. It's really complicated I suppose. But it's not bad." Lucifer hums as he thinks before snorting with a smile. "Depends on how long it takes to find the right Vivi and Lewis."

[icecoldtwin]

"You know . . . I know you think you need to be alone and stuff. And I respect if that's what you want. But. I-- you have a place here, okay? It's been nice having you here."

Lucifer glances up at Arthur when he hears him walk in and raises an eyebrow at his words. ".....Thanks, I think? It's been nice to be here, I guess...? What brought this on? I mean it's kinda obvious I have a place, you're renting the room to me, remember?"

[icecoldtwin]

Yes, I'm completely sure that that you can live without anyone. You don't need anyone.

Lucifer grins just slightly to wide so his pointed teeth could be seen. "Exactly. Don't need anybody. Did it before, will probably do it again~"