Oct 2, 2025
literally just screamed in real life bc i knocked 2 seconds off my time in stygian onslaught . who wants me
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literally just screamed in real life bc i knocked 2 seconds off my time in stygian onslaught . who wants me
demi why are you losing your divorce to a 5’3” australian
*sets out a live trap for Olivier using a cheese danish* XD
Anonymous // Unprompted!
It's very strange! You look one second, and the next the treat is gone! Olivier laughs loudly and catches your attention, where he's perched on the lamppost above you.
"Finders keepers, dear fellow!" He raises it in a cheery toast.
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"Hhhholy- I didn't realize how long yer hair was! It looks shorter when yer sittin' on a roof."
@splinter-sister
"HA-- guess you could say I evolved from Goldilocks to Rapunzel, yeah?"
had a Tom dream😔
sometimes when i see certain characters in a sexual context, usually older men in positions of authority, i feel a strange embarrassment that i've decided to call "i don't want to put sensei through that."
and let me be clear, it's 100% a personal taste thing. there's never anything WRONG with wanting to see that old man fucked. In fact it's correct and you are all so fucking right to do it *sniffs*. i simply respect him too much to stand here and watch you guys draw his cock on the whiteboard while he's on break. i don't want to put sensei through that.
you can tell me samurai jack sodomizes the scotsman thrice a week and i will cry tears of heroic pride but i don't want to put sensei through that. you can tell me that obi-wan kenobi and emperor palpatine exchange nudes of their midichlorians on force twitter and i will carve that onto my gravestone but i don't want to put sensei through that. you can tell me that benjamin sisko makes sweet, SWEET love to gul dukat on a baseball field every fucking NIGHT and i will say YES SIR!!!!! and give you the most POWERFUL SALUTE this world has ever SEEEEEEN but with all due respect i do NOT. want to put sensei THROUGH THAT!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE (Around Me.)
I counted 19 reblogs
ah shit we wanted to make it an even number 😭 we were aiming for 20 💔