Hi! If you want too of course, but do you think you can do some wholesome Auditore family headcanons? (before everything goes to hell). And I like your previous AC headcanons!
Oh my god thank you????
And sure, why not?
-Giovanni was a lot like Ezio when he was younger, getting into trouble and of course that lead him to meeting the pretty Maria Mozzi, who did not exactly like him at first
-of course Giovanni liked to say “his charm won her over” but in reality it was because Mario told her that Giovanni liked her because “his brother was being a wuss”
-Giovanni fainted when Maria told him she was pregnant with Federico
-and of course cried when his first son was born
-he was ecstatic when he got a daughter in the form of Claudia
-Petruccio was actually a surprise baby as his parents only planned for three (but still loved him nonetheless)
-I feel like Federico was the type of kid where as soon as Maria got him clean, she’d turn away for five seconds and he’d be dirty
-Maria loves feathers because on the day she met Giovanni, an angry eagle chased him into her bakery, leaving feathers on the floor
-Claudia would drag Federico and Ezio into dress up games when she was younger
-for a period of three weeks, pastries were mysteriously disappearing from the kitchen and Maria was confused and pissed off because they were for a friend’s wedding
-it was her sons
-and safe to say she was unhappy
-Claudia laughed as her brothers were grounded for an entire month
-speaking of Claudia, I’m still SO confused how the hell Giovanni betrothed Claudia to Duccio???? Even if it was seen as the norm at the time, Duccio was just…..ew
-Giovanni must have been wasted or something there IS NO WAY that Giovanni didn’t take one look at Duccio and was like “get tf away from my daughter”
-he definitely went to the De Luca home after Ezio told him Duccio cheated on Claudia and cussed out his entire family
-Claudia and Maria had gossip sessions, I know they did, and Maria would be like “it is rude to gossip” and Claudia is just “ok but did you hear about Isabella” and Maria is listening
-all out on whoever’s birthday it was in the family, no expense was too much
Sorry it’s a bit short but I hope you (and others) like it!
