Useless Bisexual :)

Hi! just existing, 23 ♋

[zealockthegreat]

[timetravelingsherlockian]

We should go back to rating everything like Bill and Ted. Those guys were onto something.

[improbable-rainbows]

Sea Glass & Sea Marbles by seaglass_takechan on Instagram

[youcandalekmyballs]

[bimbinis]

you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

[robylovi]

I love it especially when it cuts to them like this:

[tastefullyoffensive]

[madelinegxvx]

this is my baby

[smokeweedington]

baby boy

[irisbleufic]

SWEET BABY FISH OMG

[thewowsignal2026]

[mudkipzzz]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[creature-wizard]

It's so cool that potions are real and we can just buy them at actual stores. It's also really cool that we figured out how to dehydrate and shape them so that they be measured in perfectly even doses. Like wow I got a migraine about to knock me out? Eat Potion of Migraine Pain Relief (acetaminophen)!

[dampfnudeldove]

you may enjoy my ibupotion!

[creature-wizard]

OH THIS SLAPS SO HARD AHGKDFHJKSDGHSKAHJKG

[depsidase]

[charlottan]

i call to my children on christmas morning and they all snap their legs running down our ribcage stairs

[bunjywunjy]

the OSHA inspector takes one look at this and starts strangling the architect with his bare hands

[thespamman24]

For every ten notes this gets I will make his suit bigger.

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0Going to change it to wvery 50 notes.

[thespamman24]

Look at he small hands

[thespamman24]

Roses are red

I like to eat bread

He suit to big for he got damn head

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[thespamman24]

OH NO! It’s gotten to big! It’s broken out of the theater!

[thespamman24]

You fools! Stop! You’re making it to big!

[thespamman24]

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Oh NO It’s gotten to big!

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ammAAAAAAAAA

[thespamman24]

MY GOD WHAT HAVE WE DONE?!

[thespamman24]

*cosmic horror intensifies*

[thespamman24]

liit e NO! You fools! Soon

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He shall destroy the entire universe!

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ERRSVOH GOD OH NO ITS GOING TO DESTROY THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE YOU E DUOMED US ALL!

[thespamman24]

OH GOD OH NO OH NO AAAAAAAAA

[thespamman24]

Were alk doomed

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SURPRISE!!!!

[thespamman24]

It’s Surprise Colonoscopy Sunday, Everybody!

[thespamman24]

Hey uhm, guys? This post is over it has reached its peak you can stop reblogging it and stuff, the suit isn’t going to get any bigger, it already outgrew the universe.

[just-muffin-businesses]

You should've known what you did when you fucking started it. Look what you've done

[animejebbush]

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

[onlytwitterpics]

[toastbutteregg]

[imadeadramone]

WHO MADE THIS? 🎃

[visual-infinity]

A school of fish following a duck

[marauders4evr]

So my brother and I were just talking on the phone and we realized: Aang might have mastered all four elements but Sokka mastered the non-bending styles from all four nations!

He already knew how to fight with Water Tribe weapons/regalia:

Then, in what’s likely the first Earth Kingdom village he’s ever visited, he learned how to fight with the Warriors of Kyoshi:

When he reached the Northern Air Temple, he was able to tap into the philosophy of the airbenders and realize that the best way to win a battle is to avoid face-to-face confrontation by instead using creative means (and the sky) to take down your opponent:

And finally, when he reached the Fire Nation, Piandao taught him how to forge a unique weapon and hone his swordsmanship:

Sokka learned all four non-bending styles!

Really puts Iroh’s quote into a different context:

“Understanding the other nations will help you become whole.”

[adeles]

#everyday mood