Magnolias and Mountain Dew

he/him ~ Studying Spanish, Russian, Italian, and Hungarian

[ankle-beez]

[punkrock-bottom]

It’s so important to have a one sided beef with someone. They don’t know I exist but I would move heaven and earth to beat their ass

[punkrock-bottom]

People tagging this with celebrities this is different I’m talking about that asshole Tim from the IT department

[busket]

is it crazy to say that the only reason people make jokes like "i bet (conservative male politician) has a grindr account 🤣" or other jokes about republicans being closeted homosexuals is that they think being secretly gay or being a hypocrite is more shameful and worthy of mockery than holding homophobic beliefs

like no matter how you spin it, the punchline is always "i bet theyre gay lol thats weird". even when you try to defend gay people you cant help but to make our existence the butt of the joke

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

"If someone hates gay people then they're secretly gay" not only implies that homosexuality is humiliating by treating their supposed gayness as a source of humiliation, but also says "homophobia is an internal community problem, not something perpetuated by straight people, and it's solely gay people's responsibility. Straight people aren't involved."

[gattoiam]

I wanted this so bad to be in the movie 😩

[iced-punch]

Geez, the people writing Earth season 13 weren’t even trying to be subtle with the phallic imagery of the Nintendo Wiimote… and they even called the safety attachment on it a “strap”

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[zingmin]

[punkitt-is-here]

thinking about wind waker again. why did the three goddesses do all that shit

[bunniope]

let me put this in terms you can understand: our son, Jax Angel Dust Smith, wandered into amazing digital traffic and was sent to hazbin hotel

[didy414]

a mistake

[ruderubicante]

A Love for Ignorance

[iced-punch]

Clicked on a 2.5 hour Youtube video and watched it for two full hours then the youtuber dropped the r-slur and I feel like I was tricked into giving a loser all that watch time :/

[lemonsweet]

I miss him so bad

[awildtrashcan]

My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips.  What should I do?

[grainyflashes]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[azurityarts]

so what, we're some kind of... blue rescue team?

[azurityarts]

wow, we're so high up, it's like we're some explorers of sky

[azurityarts]

these doors can take us anywhere, it's like they're gates to infinity

[16-14]

Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon (2015)

[oliviawebsite]

my grandpa got killed by a bullet bill in super mario world war 2