Magnolias and Mountain Dew

he/him ~ Studying Spanish, Russian, Italian, and Hungarian

[azurityarts]

so what, we're some kind of... blue rescue team?

[azurityarts]

wow, we're so high up, it's like we're some explorers of sky

[azurityarts]

these doors can take us anywhere, it's like they're gates to infinity

[device--conduct]

Pokemon Super Mystery Dungeon (2015)

[oliviawebsite]

my grandpa got killed by a bullet bill in super mario world war 2

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[iced-punch]

What’s this icky paint-like goop?

It’s moving!

[iced-punch]

A concept for the Pokemon Mystery Dungeon universe:

Hormone treatments that allow an unevolved Wurmple to choose whether it evolves into a Silcoon or a Cascoon. It’d suck being a Wurmple who wants to be a Beautifly one day but becomes a Dustox so I imagine they’d work to find a way to control it.

(While evolution is canonically permanent, it’d be nice for a Beautifly to become a Dustox and vice versa this way. It’s my imagination so I say that’s possible too.)

Just like Beauty Nova in Pokemon X and Y, medical science could help a Wurmple be who they truly are!

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[yeehawlw]

posting on tumblr.com:

[silvernevermind]

spinda gets a yummy lunch

[twilightofthesandwiches]

Hey! Spin this Wheel of all Pokemon Abilities!

You now have this Ability in your real life!

How do you feel?

HELL YEAH THIS IS AWESOME

This is extremely great!

This is very good!

This is… pretty good

This… could be worse?

I feel utterly neutral about this

This has very strong upsides and downsides, feel conflicted

This is basically useless to me!

This… isn’t great

This sucks…

This is really bad, actually!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Voting ended onApr 11

[iced-punch]

THEY MADE MY GOAT A 1-STAR 1-SLOT SPIRIT?????

[real3dsfacts]

the 3ds is an animal that can love you

[tsarina-anadyomene]

does anyone else think breathing is a sign of gay bisexual anti-capitalist adhd socialist autism petplay neurodivergent trans punk hopecore secretly leftist puppy gifted burn out queer alternative anarchist soft animal body radical joy do whatever you want forever?

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[snapscube]

do you dislike dishonest game ads? i've seen a couple where the ads and the gameplay are completely different

im actually the first person on the planet who loves false advertising

[skipppppy]

In shining armour

[rikreverb]

[bulbasaur-propaganda]