Dec 21, 2017
memelord sentence starters
“i have depression, karen.”
“step the fuck up, kyle.”
“spoopy”
“is that a marijuana? in my good christian suburbs?”
“wow, what a dad.”
“what are thooose?”
“go back to sleep and starve.”
“[slams oven door rhythmically]”
“i said, whoever threw that, your mom’s a ho.”
“catch me outside”
“wake me up. wake me up insiiiiiide (can’t wake up).”
“mmm whatcha say”
“never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down”
“tfw no gf”
“girl, you’re thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”
“[looks into the camera like in the office]”
“if your name is ___ and you’re really handsome, come on raise your hands”
“kazooo”
“when will they return from the skeleton war?”
“sorry sweaty :)”
“brother may i have some oats”
“the floor is genuine love and affection”
