[eridan-ampora]

girl what the hell is that

[tastylemonbread]

my #radiantworm

[johnjacobjinglehymerschmidtt]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

[gavlan-deactivated20170701]

i now pronounce you dub and step…. you may drop the bass

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

"the world's wettest building" is a place that logically must exist somewhere but I will admit I had never once thought about it

[kibumkim]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

a sense of calm pervades the shelf stable aisles of the supermarket, quite different to the desperate urgency of perishables

[dughole]

this spring is going to feel like kid cudi high on acid dancing to electric feel at 2014 coachella

[cryptotheism]

The term "book of the dead" doesnt really give you perspective to how big a lot of Egyptian funerary texts are.

Imhoteps book of the Dead is 64 feet long.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

Okay, but a lot of books would be that long if you laid the pages out

[nsomniacsdream]

the average printed page is 6 inches wide. so if a book is 128 pages, its 64 ft long. I dont think I own a book with fewer than 128 pages.

[cryptotheism]

It's honestly not that impressive at all. Fuck Imhotep and his pathetic short book.

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[speedlimit15]

a tshirt that says I LIKE YOU AND I'M TRYING TO UNDERSTAND YOU

[mynorthernattitude]

rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[rainbow-femme]

Losing my mind over death by freak pickleball accident

[garfeybaby]

Opponent hit the pickleball so hard that he got Kirked

[anxeious]

[meowpilled]

i’ll fucking get you