Queen~of~sass

Sassiest thing in the seven seas !

[thetattedstoner]

Have you ever been too nice and ended up in a situation that could’ve been avoided if you just would’ve been an ass hole??

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[setheverman]

i will hire this cleaning service immediately, don’t tell me what to do

[basemall]

[srsfunny]

The Blind Side’s Most Touching Scene

[illkim]

[sleepcountryusa-deactivated2016]

[heartshapedmoodring]

Brenda Song and Raven Symone run into each other at the gym and exchange numbers while Trace Cryus looks on. June, 2014

[wavesbreaking]

this is all too much

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

[hvrmosa]

Never forget this scene!!

[gumtooth]

Ripley’s Believe It Or Not: she cute

[gumtooth]

today has been rough. hopefully ripley can help ease some of your anxiety and bring a little brightness to your day

[actluvheart]

[kingjaffejoffer]

This is genuinely hilarious

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

*me reading a text I sent yesterday about my feelings*: who’s this

[tagurself]

[theheartbrokenlibertarian]

Do NOT bother my boy. 

DO. FUCKING. NOT.

What a wonderful way to wake up! Every little boy deserves a dog, and every dog deserves a little boy.

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

[aliceversuswonderland-deactivat]

Introverts after alone time to regain their energy:

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[sandandglass]

Yuriko Kotani /  Russell Howard’s Stand Up Central

[mszombi]

This is the second photoset of this comedian I’ve seen on my dash and I absolutely have to look her up because she seems delightful

[bigeisamazing]