A Miserable Little Pile of Secrets

Chase, 29, he/him. If you are here it means you have discerning tastes or you saw my sideblog totallyrwbyquotes. Either way, welcome. Feel free to ask me anything you want.

[iceh34rt]

Takemichi, you may be in middle school, but you're still in your 20s. Have some damn sense.

[iceh34rt]

Dude lives in a Soapland. He's Kasuga Ichiban!

[iceh34rt]

Fuck you and your plot armor

[iceh34rt]

Mxy said divorce? So Gsptlsnz is single?

How do I get to the 5th dimension?

[doubleca5t]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[dr-falcon-fox-and-coyote]

Thought process of announcers: why don’t we get another ball…?

OR MayBE WE SHOULD GET A CHEERLEADER! THEY’RE USED TO GOING UP HIGH

OH LOOK, THE CHEERLEADER HAS DONE IT

[teaboot]

[digitaldiscipline]

This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

[frothlad]

Unkind thoughts about other people's appearances stay inside your head. We're trying to have a civilization here.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Went to the grocery store with my kindergartener. We weighed some bananas: 2 pounds even. We weighed a watermelon: 4 pounds even. We weighed some mangos: a little over 1 pound. We weighed the watermelon AND the bananas: 6 pounds even.

“That’s funny” said the child “because 2+4=6 and two pounds and four pounds is six pounds. It’s like the same as math!”

“What happens if you add 6+1?”

“SEVEN”

“What if we put one pound of mangos on the scale?” <mangos added>

“IT’S THE SAME!!”

“OK, what’s 7-4?”

“Three?”

“What if we take the four pound watermelon off the scale?” <watermelon removed>

“Mama! Are you telling me math works In Real Life? Think of all the things you could measure!!”

[demiaseranmage]

@kaity--did

[kaity--did]

Children learning that the world exists around them is my favorite thing

[wholesomepostarchive]

7/9/2026

[byjove]

sports betting is another horrendous plague on the heterosexual dating pool (not that people other than straight men cannot become addicted to gambling but that it is part of their culture atp) that I am so glad I have never, and god willing, will never have to deal with in a partner

[byjove]

just hearing the word ‘parlay’ makes me feel like an angry bull about to charge a matador

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[thenewmemetitans]

[rainyday-deer]

30 day teen titans challenge » day 27: if you’ve read the Teen Titans Go! comics, what’s your favorite scene from them?

↳ Teen Titans Go! #38 >> The Titans and their fans

“Who said anything about superheroes? I’m talking about making you superstars!”

[la-venere]

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

[la-venere]

THIS ONE

[phthalooo]

i can see it

[hamster-is-tired]

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

[knifelesbianjo]

evil dan and phil

[girldraki]

[girldraki]

[angelic-odette]

When I say women should have higher standards for how they're treated, this is exactly what I mean. At the first insult? Kick. Him. To. The. Curb.

[somethingfangirly]

Seriously. What the fuck did he think was going to happen?

[bigmickswingin]

protip for everyone, but mostly boys in this case:

when you are on a date, and someone has an interest you don't quite get, instead of saying lol lame, try saying hmm i don't quite get that, please explain that to me, and then listen as the other person talks about why that thing is something they are in to.

you might learn something which recontextualizes the matter, and you will definitely learn something more about your date, which is the entire point of dating.

you don't have to be a superfan by the end, but you will have shown you can be chill and take an interest in stuff, which is much more likely to result in a second date instead of being ditched in a coffee line.

this also works outside of dating, btw.

[zubatts]

the new hyper beam animation is crazy, sylveon fucking killed him

[lolcatsaestheticdump]