Ella Of Surda

Pronouns: She/her Member of @galbx ‘s forsworn Demisexual and Biromantic

[demiaseranmage]

Should I make a “Best Hermes Ever” tournament?

Yes, on my own blog

Yes, on a tournament specific blog

No

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Voting ended onMar 2, 2024

[werewolf-transgenderism]

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

[werewolf-transgenderism]

^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[bvckbiter]

i am and always will be a believer of doing whatever you want in fandom as long as you're not actually harming any real life person but also there are some things that if you do in fanworks, i will think you are incredibly distasteful and ignorant of your privilege, and one of those is using settings of works specifically intended to be sociopolitical commentary on the oppression of marginalized peoples as merely a backdrop for your favorite ships and characters

[a-mx-writer]

That's why I don't fuck with this "whatever you write is always morally neutral" shtick. It fails to make the important distinction between "using fiction to safely engage in fantasies doesn't mean the author wants to do that to a real person" and "the author's prejudices can absolutely show in their work"!

[crazymuffin1]

am i doing this right

[dontbelasagnax]

Mentioned to my mom I'm asexual a couple months ago and today.... we got into the car and she hit me with, "So you use they/them pronouns now?"

I went, "What. no. she/her."

"How does that work? With she/her/hers and they/them?"

I stared at her. "What are you talking about?"

"Well you came out as-" and I said, "I'm asexual."

She replied, "Like an amoeba, I know."

"Oh. My god. No. Mom. It doesn't- it's not the asexual you learned about in biology. I didn't come out as a single celled organism."

With heavy relief, she said "Oh, it has a different meaning?"

"Yes, mom."

[savetheworldkissaplushie]

[kontrapoetik]

see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets

[stealingpotatoes]

LAPTOP DEATH FILE PURGATORY IS OVER I HAVE MY CRAP BACK

[stealingpotatoes]

however i do think i scared the repair ppl by materialising at their door in 3 seconds

[coffeenonsense]

apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.

[coffeenonsense]

Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂

also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:

[what-even-is-thiss]

My first thought personally would be to try a big magnet on the scanner to mess with it.

I don’t even like sex very much but I still don’t need them spying on my business. Big magnet.

There’s probably also some local tech furry you can call to deactivate that thing and The Straights are too proud to ask the fursuit guy for help.

[jupiterroxx]

you can get your anti-sex chip deactivated or even converted into a better-sex chip, but you have to make polite conversation with a trans woman for 35 minutes.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Only 35 minutes? I can’t hang out longer?

[isuggestforcemasc]

Trans boy of colour dont look at those European men for transition inspo trans boy of colour. Trans boy of colour please look at people of your ethnicity you need to Lock In and realize that the standards you’re setting yourself up for are rooted in white supremacy. Trans boy of colour a white European man is NOT the peak of masculinity

[mcpro229]

HEY HEY SO ABOUT THIS

link to a post that is FILLED with trans people of all ethnicities!!! Please look through the notes this is only one version!!

(Tumblr has set it as "mature content" for some 'unknown' reason, so if the link has issues for anyone pls tell me I'll try to get it linked somehow else)

[isuggestforcemasc]

Thank you tumblr user mcpro229 you’re an angel

[thesevenumbrellas]

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

[thesevenumbrellas]

Guys I’m part of the club 🥺

[ursavorpalis]

monsterqueerplatonic

[thesevenumbrellas]

[extreme-ultimate-hornknee]

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[daysleftofsecondterm]

“that’s what you chose last time”

Wait the implication that this soul has been through this process multiple times and STILL chooses to be a chickadee to stay close to this particular woman it still recognizes as “Mom” and still remembers across multiple lifetimes, I,,,, I’m not okay

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[ashleeabutton]

Not all heroes wear capes, sometimes they publish questionable card games

[jabberwockypie]

Me: I don't know, maybe I was overstating how bad my migraines are to the neurologist. :-/

My best friend:

[jabberwockypie]

#THIS BITCH #do you know how many times a week this winter she got a migraine??? #Or this spring? #THIS SUMMER? #CALL OUT POST#between this and 'well maybe I don't have asthma and am just choosing to wheeze for aesthetic purposes' #I will be inflicting one million 'well maybe I could talk if I just tried harder' DON'T TEST ME (tags via @arinrowan)

Arin did you just turn MY post into a callout post?

[arinrowan]

Crawling out of the well of deep tumblr for the purpose, yes

[jabberwockypie]

#for every note this gets op has 1(one) day where she's not allowed to say maybe her disabilities what disable her are fake or made up (@arinrowan again)

I don't think you can do that?

[arinrowan]

Can I do that?

Yes

No

Voting ended on13h

[camilieroart-reblog]

Op I have migraines what the fuck is the clinically significant number of migraines post and can I have it please for I am Concerned™️

[arinrowan]

tl;dr if you have more than 4 bad headaches a month the International headache society recommends going on preventative medication to treat it. Yes, four a month. No, it still counts if you have to think really hard if your migraines are 'bad'.

edit: if you only have 'one' headache that lasts for four days, THAT STILL COUNTS AS FOUR.

[depsidase]

[m4d-minute]

[lemin-the-gremlin]

You could buy out all the lemons in the store with your food stamps and I still wouldn't care!

[daysleftofsecondterm]

To be fair I might care A LITTLE BIT, but that’s entirely my problem and not at all your responsibility. If you are using your food stamps to buy ALL the lemons, you are CLEARLY going through something and all I can say is I am so sorry for whatever is going on in your life

[kiwilikethefruittt]

you don’t need to be productive or useful to matter and deserve good things

[saywhat-politics]

Trump says USS Lincoln’s deployment was ‘not nearly long enough’ | CNN Politics

President Donald Trump on Friday dismissed claims that families of service members aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have concerns about condit

(CNN) — President Donald Trump on Friday dismissed claims that families of service members aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln have concerns about conditions aboard the aircraft carrier, which has been deployed for nearly nine months supporting operations in the Middle East.

Instead, Trump claimed the ship’s lengthy deployment had in fact not been long enough.