chandelier

call me candi if you know what's good for you. daughter of the not-so-good king candy (or turbo, if you prefer). twenty-two years old and just graduated, so now you can find me fixing up bikes at the local shop. made up of sugar, spice, and everything nice.

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Mateo: Okay, but Animal Crossing is AMAZING! Tom Nook is in the contention for my Halloween costume this year even!

Candi: it IS but it also hasn't had any major updates in a while. i'm just hoping they actually come through with all these brewster teasing they've been doing - now there's a costume idea. brewster's totally one of the best and most popular characters in the fanbase, but i doubt anyone else would even attempt to pull it off.

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Cooper: lol how long has it been since you played

Candi: i've BEEN playing lmao it's nintendo that's slacking with these updates, not me.

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Candi: not me obsessively playing animal crossing even though it's obviously been abandoned by nintendo 🙃

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Candi: I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.

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Candi: Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late. In my defense your name is like right after Pizza Planet in my phone so it was an easy mistake.

Candi: Probably last time I get delivery tbh. I can get it done way faster, and that's sad considering he's PAID to deliver pizza in a timely fashion.

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Candi: Just thought you should know that I updated your name in my phone to asshole 😘

Candi: And now that I have your attention, can I talk you into terraforming an island with me? And by with me I mean for me because I have never seen a more tedious system than Animal Crossing's terraforming system.

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So I logged into Animal Crossing for the first time in months and... I kind of just want to start over? Mostly because I don’t want to have to go around and clean up the mess that’s piled up while I was gone, but also starting over is kind of a pain so... yeah. That’s about where I’m at right now.

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lennoxcalhoun​:

I would never steal anything ever, of course… but if I wanted to borrow one of the following, which do you think would be the most fun?

Helicopter

Limousine

Jet ski

None of the above

You forgot an option? All of the above. I mean, go big or go home, right? If you’re gonna go for a joyride on one of them, gotta go for one on all of them.

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bobotomago​:

Dudes, does a game being called Bowser’s Fury mean that Bowser isn’t already furious all the time? Because spiky giant turtle guy definitely had me convinced…

Well, why wouldn’t he be furious all the time? He’s got a short and fat plumber ruining his plans for princess-napping. Wouldn’t you be mad if someone kept you from the one thing you wanted?

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Dolce: On a scale of 1-10, how bad of an idea is it if I were to download Matchmakr?

Candi: I give it a 4.5 just because I know there's some major douchebags on that app. But for every five jerks, there's at least one decent person. But what can you really expect from a booty call app.

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Mackenna: Dear Candi,

You're not permitted to kill me even if it were to bring you pleasure; you'd be promptly locked up in the Dunbroch prison system for life. I wouldn't say no to a kiss on the cheek or hand though, were fair warning given. Either way, I'm wishing you luck!

Candi: It wasn't that serious lmao but uh, good to know? It might be too soon to tell maybe, idk, but Bentley's best friend? It's getting kind of easier to talk to her, so I think maybe we're heading towards a good spot. I just wanted to say thanks for talking me through it.

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Sydney: I don't know! Agreeing to these kinds of things without knowing what they are gives me really really bad anxiety! What if I'm promising to help you murder someone???

Candi: ...do I give off murderer vibes? Damn, and here I thought I was different from dear old dad. I just wanted to go shopping? I'm not really the best at it and thought you might be.

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Cooper: I never understand the way people decide to prioritize their life. Video games are of course insanely fun, but not a notable lifetime accomplishment unless you're some kind of famous Twitch Streamer or something.

Candi: Wow, okay. Way to trash on my chosen career lmao you're lucky I like you otherwise I'd be way pissed that you said that. But I know you'll be eating those words once I make the most immersive racing game to ever exist, so. I'll bide my time until then.

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Virginia: Well, I need SOME buy in from them if I'm going to make this happen. Due to sexism and outdated notions of 'purity', sororities aren't allowed to use their houses to host such things, and fraternity houses are the next best place for such a thing.

Candi: And this is why I never went Greek. Too many rules that don't make sense. Auradon already has plenty of rules, do they really need an entire system that adds even more to that?

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BENTLEY: The thing is I should be better at is since I want to be a doctor...

BENTLEY: I wanna take you out, I don't have the date fully planned out but I'll clear out my whole day and we could spend it together. Just you and me.

CANDI: And you'll get better. You can't expect to get everything right the first time, all the time, you know?

CANDI: The whole day? See, learning how to balance work and personal life already.

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Dolce: Canddddddddddilicious, I need a ride home and you're the only one I trust to drive my baby. besides mom but that's embarrrrrrrasssssing.

Dolce: Also I want to stop at Noodle Burger and she'll judge me for eating fast food. I just want a combooooooooo, pls.

Candi: Out having some fun, huh? Why should I give you a ride when you didn't invite me? I'm offended!

Candi: Man, Noodle Burger does sound good. It's been a minute since I've eaten there. Sounds like a plan. Are you in a rush or do you have time to wait for me to crush this level real quick?

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For Valentine's Day, I've decided to matchmake everyone in Auradon. I think you'd be really well-suited for: Virginia Darling. You're welcome.

@darlingvirginias is hot and all, but I’ve already got my valentine.