no

dont talk to me part of inarpv2

[iceyasshole]

[iceyasshole]

coolfudou replied to your post:coolfudou replied to your post: buy your own ...

if ~christmas spirit~ means i have to buy you ice cream you may as well call me scrooge

scrooge mcduck is shwoing his true colors

[iceyasshole]

coolfudou replied to your post:

buy your own

ok for one, i actually can buy my own but do i want to? nah. i mean if i honestly had to i WOULD but ya know christmas season is in session. are you telling me you DONT wanna spread christmas cheer by buying me ice cream? :(

[iceyasshole]

[iceyasshole]

what the fuck

[crotchburn]

I DONT NEED A CHILD SITTER IM A GROWN ASS MAN. AND SURE. SURE. BUT WHERES THE PROOF THAT IT DIDNT GO UP YOUR ASS

[iceyasshole]

A NANNY IF YOU PREFER. AND THERE IS NONE LIKE THERE ISNT ANY PROOF THAT IT DOES GO UP MY ASS

[iceyasshole]

#its a BRO HUG and its NOT GAY

sounds like a bad copy of a christian side hug

[iceyasshole]

fav

[iceyasshole]

proof that nagumo crotchburn haruya is gay

[crotchburn]

IT DOESNT NEED TO BE REASSURING. AND DONT YOU THOUGH. I ALWAYS SEE THE ICE CUBES DISAPPEAR FROM THE TRAY BUT I NEVER SEE ANY DRINKING GLASSES BEING USED 

[iceyasshole]

IT SHOULD BE YOU SOUND LIKE YOU NEED A CHILD SITTER YOURSELF BUT THATS ME BASICALLY. AND I CHEW ON THE ICE LIKE I GRAB THE WHOLE CUBE AND CHEW ON THEM IT CALMS MY NERVES

[crotchburn]

THEY DESERVE A BETTER PARENT AND I CAN PROVIDE THAT. PROBABLY. WHY DONT YOU GO LIVE IN ANTARTICA WHERE YOU CAN SHOVE ICICLES UP YOUR ASS WHENEVER YOU WANT INSTEAD OF MAKING EVERYONE ELSE MISERABLE

[iceyasshole]

"PROBABLY" DOESNT SOUND VERY REASSURING "BETTER PARENT" AND YOU HAVE THIS FALSE IDEAL THAT I SHOVE ICE UP MY ASS REGULARLY AND HMM... NAH

[crotchburn]

I NEVER BROUGHT ANYTHING UPON MYSELF WHY DONT YOU CHERISH YOUR CHILDREN INSTEAD OF PASSING THEM ONTO ME AS A TEST TO SEE IF I CAN RAISE ONE

[iceyasshole]

YES YOU DID THIS IS YOUR FAULT AND BECAUSE ITS HILARIOUS? BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CANT AND THEYRE "MY" CHILDREN SO I CAN DO SHIT LIKE THIS YOURE NOW THE BABYSITTER

[iceyasshole]

heavenstimed replied to your post:heavenstimed replied to your post: heavenstimed...

its too heavy for my delicate arms. please

weak but ok

[crotchburn]

YOURE JUST TRYING TO PASS RESPONSIBILITY SUZUNO

[iceyasshole]

NO NAGUMO YOURE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT THIS UPON YOURSELF I ALSO DONT *WANT* THE KID AND HELL I WONT EVEN BE THAT FAR CONSIDERING WE SHARE AN APARTMENT TOGETHER

[iceyasshole]

heavenstimed replied to your post: heavenstimed replied to your post:hea...

my, my, i’ve been praised! hurry up and take it its really fucking h

you have and take it to heart. thats one of those like once every 5 years type deals. and this is nothing compared to metal soccer balls

[crotchburn]

thats so sad. you poor little man with no love in your heart. and well then im gonna have to try that because theres nothing id like to do more than kill you with kindness. and haha youre as cold as your heart now. and i dont understand what i said but if it helps win the argument hell yeah. and you can deny it all you want but that doesnt change the facts

[iceyasshole]

actually i dont even have a heart. its like this metal thing that spews out tar sometimes. killing me with kindness...? what type of foolish technique is THAT. how i like it but theres a difference: i fucking hate the cold atm and someone fucking stole all my winter clothes. i dont deserve this. i knew it was too good to be true. and uh huh

[crotchburn]

THIS IS TOO SUDDEN

[iceyasshole]

oh i thought you could handle them without an issue? why not take care of this one. :)