I said I really like fish. :I

nom nom nom fish were you really expecting something different really? Warning: I reblog and post whatever the hell I want. This runs the gamut from angry socio-political posts, to porn, to stupid retarded fandom shit, to schoolwork/art. You have been warned. My art tag http://ichthyophage.tumblr.com/tagged/art Dinocreed (why I ever thought this up is anyone's guess) http://ichthyophage.tumblr.com/tagged/dinocreed

[fuckmeleowhitefang-deactivated2]

in brightest day in blackest night something something green lantern

[noelfrost]

False, it’s actually:

[ichthyophage]

emma watson: gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises

emma watson: spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger

emma watson: manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades

emma watson: gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY

emma watson: overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas

emma watson: completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students

emma watson: delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality

emma watson: is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet

emma watson: is also ridiculously hot

emma watson: is perfect human

crusty men living in their parents basements: shit

crusty men living in their parents basements: i feel so threatened rn

crusty men living in their parents basements: let's leak her nudes

[supahbeefcakes]

I drew madokasharks for shark week.

Sayaka is a thresher shark

Kyouko is a speartooth shark

Homu is a reef shark

Mami is a hammerhead

Madoka is a nurse shark but later she becomes a whale shark

and QB of course is a remora.

bonus:

happy shark week

[lucalamante]

THE AUDITORE ARE NOT DEAD.

I’M STILL HERE.

ME.

EZIO.

EZIO AUDITORE.

[ichthyophage]

more stupid dark souls scribbles!

our playthrough is going along so swimmingly well, assassin/templar co operation ftw. even if half the time i'm just cowering behind my friend since i've never played dark souls before

my first few pieces of asscreed art and they're crossovers. siiiighhh

[thecaptzach-deactivated20150723]

"Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember…"

"Nothing is true."

"Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember…"

"Everything is permitted."

"We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins."

"Nothing is true. Everything is permitted"

[ichthyophage]

WOW my only piece of artwork that I've put up here in months i'm such a loser

summary:

i'm playing dark souls 2 with a friend, our toons are 'traitor shay' and 'edward kenway' b/c we are nerds

i accidentally (i swears) shot shay with a ballista and killed him. so this doodle happened. expect moar as we stumble around drangleic blind

[feysera-deactivated20200721]

National Library Board (NLB), Singapore: Reinstate books featuring queer characters

Basic summary of the whole issue: My country’s public libraries have removed two children’s books for not being “pro-cishet nuclear family”. The first book, And Tango Makes Three, features two male penguins that are a couple, while the second book, The White Swan Express: A Story About Adoption, has two female partners trying to adopt a baby.

Please help sign the petition and signal boost, Tumblr!

[feysera-deactivated20200721]

Latest update — they’re planning to pulp the books!! :(

[ichthyophage]

NLB is so dumb NLB is very dumb, for real

[danudaine]

helo its me again

[ichthyophage]

yesss sing for me as i devour you

[pcapitated-deactivated20180722]

Unrepeatable (1994)

[fuckyeahguysindresses]

Insta-reblog.

[mylittlegeekery]

This actually does work, FYI. Not 100% of the time, but it does throw their bullying mentality for a loop that they often cannot recover from.

[perfectpiety]

that last panel tho

perfect

[saydox-deactivated20160815]

Ang Lee is a good cook and was a full-time house-husband for six years.

[briansandstorm-deactivated20240]

That awkward moment when Diablo shows up to your religious protest

[liliavacyncosplay]

This reminds me of an old story I heard from a friend. One year, an anime con was being held the same weekend as a Bible Conference. This dude in an Ifrit costume, stilts and all, gets into the elevator, all hunched over, on his way down to the lobby. Before he could reach the lobby, the elevator stopped on another floor. Two old ladies clutching bibles were about to step on when they see this giant red demon-creature with glowing yellow eyes. And in his deepest voice he says, “Going down?” They shrieked and ran off to find another elevator.

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

A young gay dragon being forced to explain to his dad why he’s only kidnapping princes

[rosengeist]

A young gay prince having to explain to his dad how he keeps managing to get kidnapped by the same dragon, over and over.

[yugiohbam]

[torn-by-dreams]

so does the dragon shapeshift or are 100,000+ people really okay with a dragon a human doing the do

[faerill-deactivated20161105]

People want to fuck dragons this isn’t a new phenomenon

[mvtk42]

#if a donkey can fuck a dragon then why can’t i

[ruingaraf]

[themarchrabbit]

Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.

Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.

This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.

SCIENCE

[ruingaraf]

thank you

this is one of the best comments this post has recieved

[tyrror]

I have witnessed:

Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”

Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”

A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”

Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.

Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”

Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.

A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.

I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…

[gessorly]

Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.

[thepioden]

- I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”

- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night. 

- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.

- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road. 

- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”

- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it. 

[onsheka]

a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work

"go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine" can i burn the results sir? "fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway"

[themarchrabbit]

The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”

I then let her into her office.

[notapaladin]

Every time I see this it gets better.

[solarine]

One of my favourite professors (Geology) built a scale model of a land slump/slide. In the classroom. Hauled a bunch of buckets of granite gravel down from the mountains, then put it all in a see-through trough and had us pour water in it at different angles so we could see how land slumps and landslides work. Unfortunately, what wasn’t quite thought through was where all the water and gravel would go when the inevitable landslide happened, and that’s how we ended up with 200 lbs of gravel and 40 gallons of water on the tables and floor.

[berselium]

my sister just showed me this

[seventhdevil]

[chrisynova-deactivated20160925]

best response to a sexist boyfriend

[biomorphosis]

The African bullfrog is the biggest frog in Africa and very aggressive. But in spite of that, it’s a devoted father. Bullfrogs spawn in little pools around the margins of larger ponds and after mating is over one male stays to keep watch over the newly hatched tadpoles. If the pool begins to dry up the dutiful dad digs a channel to a new water source.