Ur Cruisin' For A Bruisin'

My name's Isabella. I'm 29. I only talk about being a dumbass

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[sh4rkguts]

I just found this meme I made of my fish when I was a teenager.

[lustcannibalism]

they should invent a way for me to do tasks without the mind torture

[lustcannibalism]

there is a world out there I can’t comprehend

[typecasto]

behold, context

[toweringclam]

[jetix]

2025-07-09

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

there is no way i just got a genuine Basement Prisoner offer

[dynamaxed]

hi! carey means needs help still - he's the voice actor for frylock in aqua teen hunger force! adult swim screwed him badly and pays no residuals and barely paid him during the show's run. he has heart failure and survives on con earnings, plushie sales, and donations while waiting for disability to get back to him. posts used to make the rounds for him, but haven't in a while, so i wanted to make a new post!

if you'd rather buy a plushie - here's the shop he and his wife run!

[firecrystals]

update: CAREY MEANS AND HIS WIFE ARE HOMELESS AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO

his wife also been in an accident and has been down and out due to illness and injury

ppal + gfm + site shop

[rustyfknhook2026]

[neirorien]

[depsidase]

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[sorairoknife]

look buddy I don't get it either

[himeenthusiast]

There’s gotta be some kind of weird coordinated misogynist-led rage bait campaign going in in TikTok comments because how can I make a comment that ends up being replied to by a bunch of guys, who are for some reason bringing up that I’m a woman when there is zero relation to gender anywhere in the conversation, while pretending that I mean the polar opposite of what I actually said while arguing in agreement with what I said but acting like they’re disagreeing with me…………….,,..,not to mention almost every time I see a woman making an obviously sarcastic joke, there’s a million men taking her completely serious to justify insulting her intelligence 🤨 Because being completely nonsensical and pretending to have no reading comprehension is totally a dunk

[catchymemes]

[himeenthusiast]

I am like not capable at all of studying at home, so I have to go to the library or some cafe. I like the vibes and not being able to just go lie down in bed keeps me working.

But it also means that if I need to go to the bathroom…my choices are leave everything on the table to potentially be stolen, pack everything up then unpack it all again after while hoping a table is still open for me, or just power through it until I decide that I’m ready to leave 😅

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[gayteensupreme]

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

[gayteensupreme]

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry