#settle down son

[boobalizzles-blog]

im sorry but im gonna need sangwoo’s red velvet cake ketchup packet glow stick dick headass to sit the fuck down somewhere

[mercurylamp]

Me, having a crisis of morality and feeling like I'm going to suffocate at the thought of the future, staring at the ceiling for several minutes after hanging up with my new boss. (My old one died.)

Then I grab my cellphone and load this video

[maryjanewatson]

[dorkstrider-blog]

ARE YOU OKAY