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you can call me westley. i'm 27, i work full time, i write fics and i think this stupid drawing i did of miguel and scott is really funny so you have to look at it.

i'm no longer on twitter, curiouscat kicked the bucket and my general social media presence has significantly dwindled down for my own well being but if anyone feels so inclined to interact with me: hi :)

this will also be a log for posting fics. okay cool. thumbs up

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cut to the teeth

Dispatch. Flambae/Mecha Man. 1/1 Chapters.

T4T MechaBae. After Bone Zone outs Mecha Man, Robert is supported by his team in many ways. (See warnings in tags / author's note.)

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a loser and the cruise control

Dispatch. Robert (solo). 1/1 chapters.

Song Insp: Loser // Beck

Mecha Man did not lose. Robert Robertson III, however, was on the verge of losing: his patience, his sanity, and his bladder.

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dust bunnies

Disco Elysium. Jean/Harry (implied). 1/1 chapters.

Jean unearths a memory.

"It looks like you!” Harry beamed as he thrust a stuffed animal towards Jean. Half lidded eyes and a permanent scowl, its arms were crossed to really complete the look. “What is it?” “A rabbit, right? I think so. See the ears?” “Aren’t rabbits supposed to be happy and not look pissed off?”

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no tax at the wheel

Resident Evil. Chris/Leon. 1/1 chapters.

A mission takes longer than Leon('s bladder) had anticipated.

Song Insp: I'm Afraid of Americans // David Bowie

Chris Redfield rolled his eyes and huffed, his exhalation making a few of Leon Kennedy’s loose hairs at the crown of his head flutter, the two pressed impossibly close together.  “‘I didn’t forget the key,’ he says,” Chris muttered bitterly. “‘We don’t need to go back,’ he says.” “I did have the key!” Leon hissed. “If you trusted me, we wouldn’t be in this mess!”

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the robert stroke

Dispatch. Robert/Waterboy. 1/1 chapters.

After finding Waterboy lounging in the pool after hours, Robert stays for a chat.

Removing his shoes and socks, Robert rolled up his pant legs to his knees and sat on the edge, dipping his feet in the water. “Don’t you get sick of the water?” “It’s not a very con-convenient ability, but it has its perks!” “I mean the pool. I’m surprised to find you voluntarily surrounding yourself in something you’re already constantly dealing with.” “Like this, it doesn’t seem like I’m always wet ‘cause, you know, e-everything is. This might be the closest I get to being normal.” “That’s… sweet, in a sad way."

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joke's on me for not believing

Dispatch. Robert/Sonar. 1/1 chapters.

Sonar picks up what Robert's putting down.

Song Insp: Not Your Kind of People // Garbage

“Huh.” Leaning back in his seat, Robert stared up at the ceiling in thought. “Don’t tell me you want to drink it next.” “That’s xenophobic,” Sonar deadpanned. “Because I’m a bat, you think I have vampiric tendencies?” “That’s not what I was trying to insinuate.” “The bloodlust thing is a fetish, unrelated.” Robert cocked his head and asked, “so you do want to drink it?” “Are you offering?” He challenged. “I won’t turn down a free meal.”

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just another way for me to play god

Disco Elysium. Jean/Harry. 1/1 chapters.

Harry is a persistent man who gets what he wants.

Song Insp: Jack You Up - Mindless Self Indulgence

“Just one more.” “No, asshole, y’said one more five shots ago.” “‘Cause you weren’t having fun yet!” “I’m still not.” “So have another shot!”

NOTE: dubcon elements.

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Man of Doom

Disco Elysium. Jean/Harry. 1/1 chapters.

Harry visits his sick partner.

Song Insp: Man of Doom - Matt Berry

NOTE: non-con elements. reader discretion advised.

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promised to the night

Disco Elysium. Jean/Harry. 1/1 chapters.

A late night at the office. Harry cares for his partner.

Song insp: Is She Weird - Pixies

Failing to retort something snippy, Harry looks up to see Jean still with his head propped up. Watching him for a moment, his posture slackens, the tension from his arms faltering as his head begins to bob, slipping from its hold. Before he slams nose-first against the desk, Harry grabs him by the back of the collar and leans him against his chair. As his head whips back, his eyes only briefly flutter open, mouth parted with steady breaths. “Aw,” Harry tuts, “poor fella, asleep at his desk.”

NOTE: dubcon elements.

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helllllo

don't know if anyone ever really checks this but jsyk i have a patreon now:) it's free, memberships TBD but just sort of a place to post things. okay cool thumbs up

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unforeseen results

Spider-Man 2099, Miguel/Lyla, 1/1 chapters.

After his genetic splicing, Miguel has to work out the side effects.

Miguel O’Hara was a man of many things. A young, handsome genius to some; an arrogant asshole to others; sardonic and blunt to most. He was a man who knew who he was, what he was, why he woke up every morning and put one foot in front of the other.

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house calls

Spider-Man 2099, Miguel/Lyla, 1/1 chapters.

Lyla, Miguel's personal assistant, watches for his health and provides her best services for him.

“I'll make sure to wash behind my ears and brush my teeth before bed. You don’t need to worry about me.” “Your weight is down 1.12kg since this time last week, and your last meal—” “Preheat the oven, then, will you? I’ll cook if it’ll get you out of my hair.” “I’m not in your hair, Miguel. I’m not capable of physical touch.” “Never change, Lyla.”

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how deep is your love

Spider-Man 2099, Miguel/Lyla, 1/1 chapters.

With being Spider-Man, Miguel has little time for his own needs. Lyla is there to assist.

Song Insp: How Deep is Your Love? - The Rapture

Spider-Man's love life was a tricky thing and Miguel didn't mind being out of the dating scene, especially if it meant protecting others. Eventually, he was persuaded to try a long distance relationship, which is how he wound up, dick in hand, using Lyla to make his personal calls.

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satisfaction guaranteed

Spider-Man 2099, Miguel/Lyla, 1/1 chapters.

After noticing he's particularly worked up, Lyla tries to convince Miguel to relax.

Song Insp: Sex Over the Phone - Village People

“When you’re grumpy, I’m grumpy, and no one’s happy to work with us.” “Well, they have to.” “Which makes everyone in the whole shockin’ room you’re in grumpy! You really need to get your panties untwisted.” “I don’t wear panties,” he simply replies. “Yes, Miguel, I know that. Which is weird, for the record, considering your suit is holographic. Some day that’ll come around to bite you in the butt.” “And that’s the day I’ll stop.” “Assuming you don’t die from sexual frustration before then.” “Oh, Lyla, you know just how to get a guy going.” Sticking out her tongue, she blows raspberries at him.

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a hands on learner

Spider-Man 2099, Miguel/Lyla, 1/1 chapters.

With some finagling, Miguel manages to get Lyla a body and they experience it together.

“Would you rather be an android, Lyla?” “I don’t believe I have a choice in the matter.” “Well... if you really want to try it, I could see if Xina is willing to help work something out.” Strolling around, Lyla follows Miguel like a ghost. “What brought this on?” “Going on errands together seemed… nice.” “I do take you out with me sometimes, you know. You aren’t restrained within the apartment. If you want to go out more, we’ll go out more. The problem is Miguel doesn’t go out unless it’s work or it’s the S-Man, and I can't have you giving away his identity. Next time I go see Xina, I’ll bring you along. How’s that sound?” “That’d be nice, Miguel," she claps her hands together and smiles. "I’m looking forward to it.” With that, she disappears from his side and Miguel pinches the bridge of his nose, knowing he’ll have to go visit his ex-girlfriend for an artificial intelligence play date.

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shocking good time

Spider-Man 2099, Miguel/Lyla, 1/1 chapters.

Lyla helps walk Miguel through a new experience.

“An evening free, huh? Didn’t know that was possible anymore.” Discarding his mail, Miguel returns to his desk, where Lyla has begun spinning the object in her hands, as if trying to decipher it. “Did you find anything about that, Lyla?” “Possibly. It appears to be a toy of some variety.” Scrunching his nose, Miguel takes it and turns it over. “A toy?” He parrots. “What kind of a joke is that?” “I don’t know jokes,” she states. “Would you like to hear what else I discovered?” “Go ahead.” “It could be an apparatus used by men for pleasure.” “An apparatus used…” turning it to him, Miguel squints at it. “…by men for pleasure, huh?”