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[zal-cryptid]

What are the three ghosts of Christmas like in the other world canon. I believe jacob Marley worked tooth and nail to get them to help Scrooge and Is the ghost of Christmas yet to come an aspect of death

I call them the "Three Santas" in my Otherworld canon.

The Ghost of Christmas Past is the spirit of Saint Lucy, chosen due to her association with light and sight, as well as her holiday being in mid-December.

The Ghost of Christmas Present was always going to be obvious. Dickens based him on Father Christmas, an English folk figure that evolved from pagan traditions who later merged with Saint Nicholas.

And finally, keeping with the theme of choosing saints, it only made sense I find one that personified death in some fashion in order to represent the Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come. The mexican folk saint Santa Meurte seemed like a perfect, albeit somewhat out of place, fit.

[iconicforestcreature]

Scrooge: "Spirit! End this torture, please! Tell me if Tiny Tim lives? Santa Meurte: ¿Qué piensas, viejo británico imbécil? Es un pobre chico con polio. No hace falta ser un fantasma para saber que va a morir. Scrooge: what

[zal-cryptid]

Why has Krampus seemingly only turned people into toyfolk who were evil on a relatively small scale? Like, regardless of whether any of the characters introduced thus far "deserve" their fates, surely there are people who deserve it more? How come he isn't turning dictators or war criminals into toys (assuming he isn't and we just haven't seen them)?

It's a bit difficult to explain. Even the mythical world is tied up in legal and political bullshit. At the end of the day, Krampus and Nick aren't gods - they have their limitations. His jurisdiction (at least nowadays) tends to cap around the Scrooge tier - any more depraved and evil, and it has to answer to a higher (or sometimes lower 🔥) power.

It's also worth mentioning that Krampus is just a force of nature with a flawed sense of justice. Mind you, he has grown a lot over the centuries and gotten less cruel, all thanks to Nick. I mean, look at his mom - back in the day, she used to disembowel folks just for keeping an untidy home.

Also, turning people into toyfolk isn't even the worst punishment he can give. He rewards lesser transgressions by giving out coal and spanking kids with birch rods after all. The worst punishment he probably ever gave was turning a bunch of fascists into sentient firewood.

[iconicforestcreature]

To be fair, if real evil fuckers like mass-murderers or dictators or politicians started to go missing, someone would probably notice. Nobody cares if a few assholes disappear every once in a while.

[mercuryfountain-deactivated2024]

I don't think enough people realize how earnest drag is. People have this image of drag queens as saying "hehe I'm a man in a dress, isn't that funny," and sure some performers go for that schtick, but we're talking about people who take genuine comfort in being perceived as women, even if it's just in the context of a performance. If you are acquainted with any drag scene in any city, or hell even if you watch drag race, you'll know that many of the performers are trans, and many of the cis performers are visibly gender nonconforming on and off stage. Drag is an outlet for all the feminine expressions and creative impulses performers are told to suppress in their daily lives. People devote their lives to it, create luxury out of thrift finds and literal scraps, try to budget between looks and their next meal, risk rejection from their families or violent attacks, all because they care deeply about drag and the joy they derive from it. And people think it's just a bit?

[the-cybersmith]

Well... can you really blame the people who distrust or misunderstand drag?

Unlike almost any other such activity, there exists no central body, no guild or management organisation that people can object to.

If someone is wronged by a footballer, he or she can complain to FiFa.

If someone feels uncomfortable because of a drag queen, or if a parent a drag queen act inappropriately around a child, or if a religious leader sees a drag queen perform in a highly traditional area that doesn’t approve of that sort of thing... who can they appeal to?

We have had examples of drag performers behaving badly, and there’s nobody to address it. When a priest rapes your child, you can lodge a complaint with the Vatican. Who do the parents of these poor kids appeal to?

If drag artists want to be understood and trusted, they should form a guild, and police their own members, just like bakers, engineers, footballers, model train enthusiasts, and EVERY OTHER PROFESSION OR ACTIVITY.

Until that happens, it won’t matter how “earnest” they are.

[iconicforestcreature]

“or if a religious leader sees a drag queen perform in a highly traditional area that doesn’t approve of that sort of thing…“ Sir, arent you the guy who litterally wanted to have a surgically mutilated human pet in public. I dont think you can talk here.

[pukicho]

Desert Eagle Mark XIX Pistol, Full Picatinny Rail, Slide and Barrel with Weaver Style Accessory, Rail and Integral Muzzle Brake

[iconicforestcreature]

Pukicho discovered guns.

May God help us all

[iconicforestcreature]

I call this piece, Quest.

[iconicforestcreature]

This account is now run by a funny round monkey. deal with it.

[iconicforestcreature]

Environmental Storytelling

[payneszayn-blog]

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 30th of september, 2012.

[iconicforestcreature]

Disney’s Brave, 2012

[comicbookcovers]

Pep Comics #58, September 1946, Pencils: Al Fagaly

[shoelesscosmonaut]

My favourite exercise lately has been asking friends and family how they would describe their gender if they couldn’t use the usual terminology. No words like “male” or “female”. No “cisgender”, “transgender” or “nonbinary”.

I asked them how their gender felt or how they would physically describe it if they could see it and I got a lot of great answers.

Personally, my gender is rage, but a comfortable rage. One that wants recognition, justice and respect. It’s a burning fire that refuses to die amidst a roiling ocean

[shoelesscosmonaut]

y’all are so valid. I’m loving this

[sixpenceee]

Cleaning a diamond ring with an ultrasonic bath                           

Source

[hungwy]

i only listen to sacred choral music from the 13th century

[pukicho]

12th century or bust, poser

[hungwy]

you know nothing about liturgies. remove your comment please

[pukicho]

clauditis ore tuo. Amulius, get this bitch

[hungwy]

NON AMPLIVS LOQUITOR

[pukicho]

RECTUS EXPLODUS

[iconicforestcreature]

The Gods...

They’re fighting. 

May Hades have mercy on us all

[comicbookcovers]

Batman #140, June 1961, Pencils: Sheldon Moldoff

[iconicforestcreature]

It's happened to all of us

[comicbookcovers]

The Avengers #139, September 1975, Pencils: Gil Kane, Inks: John Romita

[iconicforestcreature]

I'm going to kill your fucking wife, Avenger.

I'll do it.

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

Real life Bad Santa doesn't f*ck about!

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

[plumber-with-a-gun-deactivated2]

I love this.

[gray-firearms-deactivated201905]

There should be more stories like this

[iconicforestcreature]

Hate to burst your bubble but this story is, in fact, false.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/mall-santa-beat-up-child-molester/

[sandraghart]

Venti from Genshin Impact because he is a cutie~

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[iconicforestcreature]

Is this that onceler everybody's been talking about

[saturniidays]

This is the greatest idea I’ve ever had

[iconicforestcreature]

Imagine turning on the lights, and then seeing cockroachs in little hamster balls roll away.