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question
did the human pet guy turn out to be a chaser or did i utterly hallucinate that
I feel like Tumblr has a problem where we can't make fun of people without making them sound interesting. "Bone Stealing Witch", "Human Pet Guy" – these are meant to be terms of scorn, but they end up implying something much more interesting than the reality of the situations they're gesturing toward.
Blue wine literally did not exist until 2016. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_wine
Okay, cool.
If we're sharing random facts, did you know that the original Spinosaurus fossil was destroyed in the 1944 bombing of Munich?
Listened to endless misery and I've come to the conclusion Dr. Beanies is just the human pet guy
MEGA SPOILERS (in a way)
One of the best things about Tumblr, imo, is sometimes you can scroll through the awful content... But you don't then get it recommended to you.
On tiktok, you see some godawful opinion and you want a further look at what exact kind of crazy they are? Are they being ironic? Is this satire? Oh, no, they actually do think that... Ex. Women should belong to their husbands. Welp, you're now gonna have tradwife / terf / alt-right / trumpie content on your fyp for weeks because you scrolled that account for a few minutes. You keep pressing 'not interested' but tiktok believes you're a republican now.
Here, you see something crazy - let's say, uh, Human Pet Guy (rip, example would be before he deactivated obviously).
You see a post of his and you're like "Woah, wtf, is this satire or is he just like this?" You go to his blog to check and Tumblr does not assume looking at human pet guy's blog = you want a human pet and does not start bombarding you with human pet content. When you are done trying to understand how someone can think like that you can return to the safety of your dash, which remains unchanged.
Long live the hellsite, please don't give us weird new algorithms
it's them