I Flash For Cash

strppr, student NYC

[icyaphrodite]

Hey ladies! Is anyone interested in these?

Size 9, wore them like 3 times (turns out I don’t like boots, & I’ve basically retired anyway).

$60 including shipping or if you’re in NYC I can meet you!

[icyaphrodite]

Shoutout to the stripper

Who came into my vanilla job last night, ordered a bottle of champagne, & even though a man ended up paying for the bottle, insisted on tipping me anyway. Thank you doll. 💕

[lovelyballetandmore]

[awfulbear]

This is the greatest video I’ve ever seen in my life

[icyaphrodite]

Cows can be hoes too. Happy Halloween!

[icyaphrodite]

This is still the best idea I’ve ever had.

[awwcutepets]

Shopping.

[prettywilds-deactivated20190802]

GOD LITERALLY in the early 2000s ppl were so self conscious about their fat asses literally everyone just wanted to have no butt and literally 10 yrs later if u have a flat ass you might as well wear a paper bag over your whole fucking body and it well & truly sucks that womens bodies go in and out of fashion like this like tf are we supposed to do? spend all our time obsessing over the minutiae of our physiques? get plastic surgery every 5-10 yrs to make sure our bodies can keep up & b warped with the trends of objectification? like what the fuck do you want from women ? 

[the-football-chick]

[truth-has-a-liberal-bias]

That’s what it’s like to listen to Republicans speak.

It’s like they have no idea how absurd they sound.

[fullmetalfisting]

This is literally the same

[proto-homo]

Hold up. She's 25 and he's 32....if they've been together for 8 years then they met when she was 17 and he was 24....He needs the electric chair

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[gahdamnpunk]

This is art! 😍

Link to the thread so you can take a closer look at the photos

[rosyhips96-deactivated20200207]

I’ve never seen such gorgeous interiors! Wow

[beefycrab]

[icyaphrodite]

I don’t know how on earth Jeffrey Epstein’s victims will ever be able to feel like they got justice.

[black-culture]

[ymeradonnadx-deactivated2021012]

[5luv]

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

[5luv]

you cannot make this shit up

[5luv]

free our girl dorothy

[damnalreadytakenurl]

[littytitty42094-deactivated2020]

Me as a kid 😂😂

[ulibeanzz]

guys you weren’t ugly 10 years ago you were just literal children

[ulibeanzz]

everyone in the notes asserting that children can be ugly, i know u think you’re being cute but you’re really not. like what the fuck is wrong with you? it’s nothing short of heinous to assign (often sexualized, always bigoted) standards of beauty to fucking kids, especially young girls, who should be focused on literally growing up. i’m not laughing

[daffodi1-remade]

Also hot take but teenagers aren’t supposed to be “beautiful”. That’s when you’re developing and getting acne and your voice is cracking and shit. The fact that we think teenagers are supposed to be pretty is a product of pedophilia and toxic instagram/makeup culture. You’re supposed to look kinda like an awkward second-evolution-stage pokemon at that point, and we never should have put so much pressure on teenagers.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[gahdamnpunk]

Just say you’re a trash father and go. Maria deserves better

[bubblegum-pwussay]

He really said he sits there and stare when shes cooking and cleaning like he cant get off his lazy ass and help

[canarycontessa]

“uselessness is not endearing“ is a great thing to say right before walking about the damn door and never looking back. poor maria