Diamond Eyes.

Noelle McMahon.> Wife to Smackdown Live Commissioner Shane McMahon. Stepmom to three of the most amazing boys Dec, Kenny and Rogan. Mom to way too many dogs I share with my husband. WWE Superstar in training. Consumer of delicious food. Legs for days, bro. AIM - holyguacamoleafoley {Not really Noelle, shoo.}

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@shaneo-macdown and I have a beautiful view to start our Saturday off in paradise! 

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Thanks for all the well wishes everyone! My phone doesn’t work as well as Shane’s but I think that’s from dropping it so many times.. 

[shaneo-macdown-deactivated20190]

I love it when people jump into arguments, find themselves on the losing end and then decide that’s the reason they’re not around much.

Maybe don’t jump into shit you don’t know about and you won’t get fired back upon.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

At least Shane’s never man handled me to where he’s left me with marks and tried to say it was “rough sex”, when it was clearly physical abuse.

[betterortonbrie]

I truly don’t believe that. Hunter would never do that and I think Stephanie mistook it or overreacted. I’ll never believe that and I’m not even going to discuss Shane and how he’s treated friends of mine.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

Everybody will believe what they want to believe and kiss ass whenever they need to. I’m sure he was sooooooooo horrible to them and yet people still want to work for him and work with him. Some horrible guy, huh?

[betterortonbrie]

Money makes people do strange things. So you can believe whatever you want and defend him all you like. It doesn’t change anything he did.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I don't see where money comes into any of this but okay. You act like he's this serial killer or something that's coming after everyone when he hasn't done anything wrong and the fact you of all people are talking such nonsense is really concerning.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

At least Shane’s never man handled me to where he’s left me with marks and tried to say it was “rough sex”, when it was clearly physical abuse.

[betterortonbrie]

I truly don’t believe that. Hunter would never do that and I think Stephanie mistook it or overreacted. I’ll never believe that and I’m not even going to discuss Shane and how he’s treated friends of mine.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

Everybody will believe what they want to believe and kiss ass whenever they need to. I'm sure he was sooooooooo horrible to them and yet people still want to work for him and work with him. Some horrible guy, huh?

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

At least Shane’s never man handled me to where he’s left me with marks and tried to say it was “rough sex”, when it was clearly physical abuse.

[shaneo-macdown-deactivated20190]

And I never would. 

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I know you wouldn't cause you're a real man that doesn't need to resort to physicality in the middle of an argument.

[shaneo-macdown-deactivated20190]

You can reference my “thing” all you want, Steph… But I’d rather Thing than Cousin It :D

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At least Shane's never man handled me to where he's left me with marks and tried to say it was "rough sex", when it was clearly physical abuse.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

Rogan just did the greatest thing ever and I’m still laughing about it. He got an egg from the refrigerator and cracked it on @shaneo-macdown’s head because he didn’t get his favorite candy in his basket. Even though Shane told him it was the Easter bunny’s fault!

[shaneo-macdown-deactivated20190]

HE WILL PAY.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

HE WANTED HIS FAVORITE CANDY. Plus eggs are good for your hair!

[ricemasks]

[houndofjustice-imagines]

Being intimate with Shane McMahon Would Include...

💖 Shane is incredibly caring 

💖 Trying to be intimate whenever you can. Shane’s a very busy man after all

💖 So you have sex in some pretty interesting places 

💖 Locker rooms

💖 Backs of cars 

💖 Anywhere remotely private

💖 You and Shane have a lot of quickies 

💖 Shane loves foreplay if there’s time 

💖 He also loves to take his time with you 

💖 Anniversary sex

💖 Valentine’s day sex 

💖 Shane loves to celebrate with sex

💖 Shane loves to be in control 

💖 But he lets you be in control sometimes 

💖 Makeup sex 

💖 Gentle sex 

💖 Passionate sex 

💖 Rough sex

💖 Shower sex 

💖 Shane likes to cuddle afterwards 

💖 Shane likes to take care of you afterwards

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Rogan just did the greatest thing ever and I'm still laughing about it. He got an egg from the refrigerator and cracked it on @shaneo-macdown's head because he didn't get his favorite candy in his basket. Even though Shane told him it was the Easter bunny's fault!

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I have an angry fiancé and I feel so bad..

[xmoxicityx]

Do his little shuffle thing in front of him and he won’t be able to stay mad.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I’ll try that! Thank you, Looney Tunes.

[shaneo-macdown-deactivated20190]

That won’t work.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I'm not gonna try it yet.

[shaneo-macdown-deactivated20190]

When @iddybiddydisaster was probably like “for fucks sake, Shane.”

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I was like, "for fucks sake, Shane" and "I can't watch this" all in one.

[xmoxicityx]

//When Shane and Noelle are arguing and @iddybiddydisaster’s phone autocorrects “washing dishes” to “washing fishes” it’s hard to stay serious 😂😂😂😂

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

Washing fishes for dinner, I'm telling you! 😂

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I have an angry fiancé and I feel so bad..

[xmoxicityx]

Do his little shuffle thing in front of him and he won’t be able to stay mad.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I'll try that! Thank you, Looney Tunes.

[iddybiddydisaster-blog]

I have an angry fiancé and I feel so bad..