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When the fic describes the fat schlong you're about to take

i know they say no one is coming to save you but why the fuck not

I will probably get through this just like I have gotten through everything before but I need to be really stressed and scared first

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

theemporium

avs, I have all but one request for you. sweep these motherfuckers. embarrass them. I BEG.

tamsong

the end poem, julian gough / project hail mary (2026), dir. phil lord & christopher miller, gifs by @projecthailmarys

what-even-is-thiss

A lot of people can’t stand toddlers but tbh they’re my favorite age group of people. They’re not quite old enough to understand lying yet but are also starting to get original ideas so you get to witness unfiltered pure human problem solving right in front of you.

Yes sometimes that results in an entire box of Cheerios being spilled onto the floor but what’s innovation without some mistakes here and there?

hit-buck-with-a-car

im tired of this grandpa

driftwoodsix

still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here