Things Happen

Hello, I'm Robin and I like pretty things.

[sunbakery]

[5weekdays]

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

[5weekdays]

[5weekdays]

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

[kleefkruid]

Tumblr already has a personalization algorithm it's called my beloved mutuals who have great taste and only wish to psychologically damage me sometimes

[thecryptkeeper]

loved the age where you could look up paranormal stuff and have no gauge of what’s real/fake so you’re just like “oh my god …. a ghost caught on tape and no one is talking about this”

[thecryptkeeper]

ten year old me after seeing the grainiest picture imaginable of a figure in a cemetery:

[unaloid]

[pikestaff]

ok listen you've all gotta stop with the "39 year old milf who doesn't know what pokemon is" memes I am 39 and I put like 1000 hours into Pokemon Red when that shit first came out. us 39 year old milfs are in the exact demographic for this come on. rethink your milf fantasy. break out of the box. a 39 year old milf isn't saying "what is charmander" she is telling you in great detail about the team she beat the elite four with.

[vashtijoy]

#your average 39-year-old milf can recite the pokérap from memory

[funnuraba]

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[sic-sempervirens]

Holiday tradition

[eggtempest]

playing scarlet for the first time while having gotten spoiled on most of it makes some parts very funny

[squeakitties]

mosquitos the instant spring starts:

[teapartyspider]

They fucking killed a gnome in my yard

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[rhube]

This is it, lads. The post that started us on this path 9 years ago.

I sure hope no one told him.

[1ts0kn0ttobeok]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[bogleech]

This is a lupin III episode whose English dub title was “but your brother was such a nice guy”

[unclerippuascension]

let’s go back to the vampire twin sister of jesus christ for a second i havent fully processed that part yet

[until-another-one-comes]

[penny-anna]

everyone on tumblr rn for some reason

[mihai-florescu]

Cant reblog that "why did u follow prev" post cuz i have no memory of anything. God himself just put u on my dash one day

[depsidase]