Human Trash™

i've been on this website for too fucking long

[chrissyisabear-deactivated20190]

“Everyone has their yellow paint.” The story goes that Vincent Van Gogh ate yellow paint thinking that consuming it would paint his insides bright and yellow and therefore make him happy.

[juliansblackshirt-deactivated20]

Net Neutrality has gotten so bad that pornhub has joined in the fight y'all

[gothcostco]

not to be too millennial but

no money

[celanon]

no house

[clst]

just avocado

[moved-c-rowbot]

you’ve been hit by

[everythingstarstuff]

You’ve been struck by

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

the girl reading this

[sa2ha]

me, applying a hydrating serum to my skin: have a fucking sip babe

[respectfulmemes]

[hell-homer]

[realitytvbitch]

[muck-up]

[genevieve-nollinger-deactivated]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

*holding clipboard* hm…. *kisses your cheek* interestning… *writes down results on clipboard but the results are a drawing of us holding hands*

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[doomy]

people were so used to it that there were extensions to put it back

[thishartominefeelz]

[powerburial]

someone knocked on my door and they were wearing a red hat. i didnt answer cuz i was scared it was donald trump

[coveryourheadandneckwithyourarms]

what if it was mario you utter fool

[powerburial]

[ithelpstodream]

[ideasalone]

Intro: yo dis my paper

Body Paragraphs: *written beautifully along with correct spelling and grammar"

Conclusion: dats it lol bye

[qhio]